My mate runs a beef and sheep farm. One of his neighbours has glamping pods which border my friends farm. Yesterday morning he gets a very irate couple in his yard going mad that his cows have been having s*x in front of their children. Apparently they’d gone mad at the glamping pod site owner who explained the animals weren’t his. They demanded to know who’s they were, so turned up. My friend basically just laughed and asked them to leave. Next thing he knows the police are in his yard regarding an animal indecent exposure and sexual matter!! I kid you not, he’s now got to give a statement about his cows today at his local station. Apparently he’s been invited in voluntarily but if he doesn’t attend he could be arrested.
You won’t believe this
- Thread starter mountfarm
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fermerboy
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- Location
- Banffshire
This has got to be a wind up......
beardface
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- Location
- East Yorkshire
Had to check calendar for April 1st! WTF!
- Location
- Limousin, France
FFS!!
Bootneck
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- Location
- East Sussex
WtfSkintagain
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- Location
- Perched on the Pennines
I'd not go voluntarily get cuffs out officers, all adds to the story afterwards
Wellytrack
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I'd actually relish the opportunity to submit a statement to the cops about such a matter.
Firstly Daisy has always been bi curious, and Flo with her awesome eyelashes was always such an attractive Cow.
When Daisy appeared, now that's when the fun started..........
Firstly Daisy has always been bi curious, and Flo with her awesome eyelashes was always such an attractive Cow.
When Daisy appeared, now that's when the fun started..........
lloyd
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- Location
- Herefordshire
Is this the whole story or a part version ??
No wind up. He said he’d call me tonight to let me know what happened. He’s due there at 3pm. Problem is at the minute he doesn’t know what he’s supposedly accused of so needs to go and listen before doing anything.
nickf
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- Location
- Oxfordshire
Please tell him not to go alone, take a solicitor.
- Location
- Limousin, France
Now after thinking about it, my first words in the police station would be name, rank and number to all coppers seen. Statement only given to a duty sergeant or senior officer, because if it wastes my time it can waste someone else's time.
Mixedupfarmer
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- Location
- Norfolk
Better taking a sun reporter
- Location
- Scottish Highlands
I would pass. Let them come and arrest me if they want. Not sure what they would arrest me for, but it wouldn’t be a custodial thing and I wouldn’t be wasting my time going voluntarily.
- Location
- South Lanarkshire
The poster has a very apt monikerBetter taking a sun reporter
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
What's next Sir David Attenborough arrested for filming sex AND violence and projecting it on our screens
Or Packham?
Wait a minute .............
Or Packham?
Wait a minute .............
- Location
- Portsmouth
I'd make them arrest me
Pah,just go in for a few hours….’no comment’….drink their tea and eat their biscuits…
- Location
- Near Beeston Castle
I think my response to the coppers that turned up would have got me arrested.
- Location
- Wiltshire
Just talking about it with Mrs Bg. Sad thing is neither of us are surprised.
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