Mrs R's handbag sounds like that too!.. Can never find anything in it, but somewhere in there will be a sewing kit, scissors and various pharmaceuticals. Has come to rescue of various fellow travellers over the years.Mrs T is the sort who will spend several hours capsizing her boat just to protect her skills in getting it back the right way up. Her pretty handbag I bought her is now stretched to twice its size brimmed with useful things if stranded on a mountain. Her pants have enough material to double as a spare spinnaker sail. Baden Powell would be proud.
And no, she doesn't read this.
Seems we have biblical plague of crows and jackdaws round here this year, I can't remember it so bad. The odd one gets in the way when I test my gun.....Crows play hell around here if not moved.
Neighbour even up ends all as thicker plastic to stop em a bit more?