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carbonfibre farmer

Member
Arable Farmer
My old man's tighter than your old man :) . I'll try to sneak a picture of his patch he sowed into his trousers himself last week......
My old fella, first time he met my girlfriend (who became my wife) had bit of electric lead round his middle because his belt was being repaired and"baler twine was too valuable"!!!!!!
He won't chunk screws out that are bent /buggered because they make good nails.......
 

fudge

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire.
Providing labour for anything is time consuming and poorly rewarded. Owning capital on the other hand is easy and well rewarded. If I rember correctly Karl Marx had something to say on the topic.
 

kmo

Member
Location
E. Wales
What are your worst jobs for taking up time whilst not showing much profit?

Measuring tree canopies.
If in very "rough figures" BPS might be around £50 acre, and there are around 4,000 square metres to the acre. For every 150 square metre tree canopy I measure, map and deduct from my eligible area. My potential BPS income might drop by the grand sum of about £1.87.
 

roscoe erf

Member
Livestock Farmer
It's a strange industry that's for sure.When ever we have builders here, they look at me in astonishment when they chuck unused cement/blocks/bricks/ timber off cuts in a skip, and I dive in and retrieve them for use around the farm.You can here them mutter to themselves"that blokes a fudgeing nutter":D
oh that is so true i spend most of my time in skips the stuff people throw away is unreal
 

roscoe erf

Member
Livestock Farmer
Hammering bent nails, that sounds like my old man.......

Try so hard to work smarter not harder....
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But I fear I am slowly but surely turning into him, or so my wife says:D
im afraid its inevitable just ask my son he thought he could get away with it but time is a cruel mistress
 

spin cycle

Member
Location
north norfolk
My old fella, first time he met my girlfriend (who became my wife) had bit of electric lead round his middle because his belt was being repaired and"baler twine was too valuable"!!!!!!
He won't chunk screws out that are bent /buggered because they make good nails.......

:D:D:D legend:)....my favouright is recycling something....storing it...then forgetting where it is and buying new:banghead:.....rearing orphan lambs has to be two hapennys for a penny?
 

Gulli

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Somerset
My old fella, first time he met my girlfriend (who became my wife) had bit of electric lead round his middle because his belt was being repaired and"baler twine was too valuable"!!!!!!
He won't chunk screws out that are bent /buggered because they make good nails.......
Just hammer the screws out straight and they screw in no worries (y) only time you need to hammer them in is if the heads stripped out and you have had to unscrew them with a pair of mole grips :whistle:

Which brings me round to my most time consuming job which is looking for said mole grips, or in fact any other tool/general farm implement that dad has borrowed and put down somewhere on our 100acres or in his van or somewhere at home or just left on the tractor step and driven off down the road :banghead::banghead:
 

smcapstick

Member
Location
Kirkby Lonsdale
I try to avoid wasting time on anything low-value, like making the wrong size handle fit a broken hammer. A new sledge hammer is £13, for God's sake. Using old fencing wire, too - a new roll is cheap and looks nice, so why staple a bent-up, rusty load of rubbish to your new posts?

Outsourcing labour often makes sense, too - my father is terrible for taking days or even weeks to repair something badly... then having to do it all again in a year's time when the bodge fails again. Get a professional in to do it right and it'll be done in a tenth of the time, never to be a problem again.

Concentrate on what you can do and what is profitable rather than spending 9/10 of your time trying to penny pinch. It makes life better.
 

SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

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Expanded and improved Sustainable Farming Incentive offer for farmers published

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Expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive offer from July will give the sector a clear path forward and boost farm business resilience.

From: Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs and The Rt Hon Sir Mark Spencer MP Published21 May 2024

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Full details of the expanded and improved Sustainable Farming Incentive (SFI) offer available to farmers from July have been published by the...
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