Do you name your tractors?

[teslacoils]

My sprayer, crawler, digger and loader are all called "poppet".

 

[Red Fred]

Mrs Fred named her Dartmoor ram Cyrus McCormick after her little tractor

 

[roscoe erf]

mrs calls our jcb loadall Kim as in Kim kardashian as in its got a big arse

 

[Pluto]

Got a couple of scarecrows, Doug and Dave.

 

[rob1]

dont give them names but do make up words for registration numbers so I can remember them, had one WN 04 FWB, which was my wifes car, it became "What no orgasms for weeks barsteward", my hilux was WP 60 BBN and was known as women pushing 60 buy big (k)nickers, that caused a few looks when I had to say it out loud a couple of times

 

[Y Fan Wen]

Ronnie Roadless
Transit called Tegid cos the plate was teg
Standard Ten van called Wil Parsal cos it came from a guy called Wil who kept Parsal farm. Welsh readers may have read one of his little books of poetry.
www.amazon.co.uk/Ail-Barsal-Wil-Parsal/dp/B002WPLVH2

 

[Warp Land Farmer]

Dave’s got a Nigel

 

[Enfoff]

My Great Uncle had a David Brown 990 which was called Brown Charlie after his father's horse. They bought two horses from the army after WW1 and called them Black Charlie and Brown Charlie.

 

[danpwll]

we have kevin the kubota digger, tecwyn the tractor, as its an old 35 and there is a welsh kids cartoon with a tractor called tecwyn, snoopy for the droop snoop 5455, robot for the jcb robot !! was a bertha, the old 788 combine but then we mover to titanic for the domonator as had a wet season and the bugger was always sinking!! then we have"the new un"!, for any new tractor that comes !!!!!!

 

[Bury the Trash]

mrs calls our jcb loadall Kim as in Kim kardashian as in its got a big arse

i guess it could also be called J lo

 

[Adeptandy]

Does big one and little one count

 

[roscoe erf]

mines just called start you barsteward

 

[7610 super q]

mines just called start you barsteward

What about Vicky Volvo ?

 

[roscoe erf]

What about Vicky Volvo ?

na thats just vulva

 

[celtis man]

we have the Hair dressers tractor which is my brothers jd 5100m , Thumper the jd 3050 and vomit the valtra

 

[celtis man]

we have the Hair dressers tractor which is my brothers jd 5100m , Thumper the jd 3050 and vomit the valtra

 

[Stephen E]

These two pets are in the kennel until the spring.

 

[Zebbedee]

Where I served my time we had an old manitou masted forklift 4 cyl international skid unit took a gee one winter and overhauled and painted it then nicknamed it Fred the forklift, lorry drivers would look at you funny when anyone would say I will just fetch Fred round and lift that machine off,,,

 

[Will 1594]

Got two old tye trailers one 4 ton , one 8 ton twin axle , little tip and big tip .