Farmers earn more from YouTube than their crops

Olly talks the biggest load of shite I’ve heard. His recent opinion, that again he states like it’s a fact, about the machinery and LAMMA and the payment is absolute nonsense.
Then contradicts himself by going on to state he’s buying an Old Ford for the bale wrapper and will look to buy a 6910 this year so it sits parked next to his other tractors that do f**k all.
 

mtx.jag

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Location
pembs
Olly talks the biggest load of shite I’ve heard. His recent opinion, that again he states like it’s a fact, about the machinery and LAMMA and the payment is absolute nonsense.
Then contradicts himself by going on to state he’s buying an Old Ford for the bale wrapper and will look to buy a 6910 this year so it sits parked next to his other tractors that do f**k all.
Remember now,a Ford 4000 won’t run a bale wrapper 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

Estate fencing.

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Livestock Farmer
You lot don’t seem to keen on olly but in the real world there is one of them (spolt kids spending daddy sub money) to every Richard Dove, so YouTube is very representative.
 
Remember now,a Ford 4000 won’t run a bale wrapper 🤣🤣🤣🤣
:ROFLMAO: He’s a clueless pansy, the amount of nonsense he talks is unbelievable.
Just a self absorbed, work shy twit.

Although it’s a good job he let me know that our neighbour, who’s the biggest arable farmer in the area, buying his new combine this year is only able to afford it because it’s being paid through his wife’s cheesecake and dessert making business. Nothing to do with his hard work. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Olly totally contradicts himself... machinery to big n expensive at Lammas bla bla bka...but he's getting new hedge cutter next week!! Better watch by the time he gets it and gets around to using it.... it'll be 1st o march!!!🤣
 

Farma Parma

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Arable Farmer
Location
Northumberlandia
He’s great to watch, always cheers me up watching him make a complete twit of himself. :ROFLMAO:
liked his rant about how expensive the new 6R150 is, and it’s a waste of money, too greedy on fuel, can’t understand the need for the power in a four cylinder and thinks no farmer will buy one - In other words Daddy said he’s not getting it and now he’s convincing himself it’s rubbish.
f**k knows why he wants a 3rd tractor, the two he has don’t do anything as it is.
And i thought mine dont clock alot of hours but by heck he is utterly pointless to watch. Move on chaps far far better quality stuff on Utube
 

melted welly

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
DD9.
Olly totally contradicts himself... machinery to big n expensive at Lammas bla bla bka...but he's getting new hedge cutter next week!! Better watch by the time he gets it and gets around to using it.... it'll be 1st o march!!!🤣
Said big outside money paying for all the expensive kit, like Clarkson, pushing the price up.

I’d always been quite impressed with clarksons machinery policy, he bought a small starter kit of used stuff from the previous chaps sale, contracts the combining out, Kaleb looks to own anything expensive or new apart from the drill. Jeremy has a Lamborghini tractor worth what £35k? and hires in specialist equipment at key times like diggers, telehandler, even grain trailers. Seems quite sensible. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Said big outside money paying for all the expensive kit, like Clarkson, pushing the price up.

I’d always been quite impressed with clarksons machinery policy, he bought a small starter kit of used stuff from the previous chaps sale, contracts the combining out, Kaleb looks to own anything expensive or new apart from the drill. Jeremy has a Lamborghini tractor worth what £35k? and hires in specialist equipment at key times like diggers, telehandler, even grain trailers. Seems quite sensible. 🤷🏻‍♂️
that lamborghini tractor could be one of the best value buys out there, what sort of running cost per hr? £5-7?
 

mtx.jag

Member
Location
pembs
:ROFLMAO: He’s a clueless pansy, the amount of nonsense he talks is unbelievable.
Just a self absorbed, work shy twit.

Although it’s a good job he let me know that our neighbour, who’s the biggest arable farmer in the area, buying his new combine this year is only able to afford it because it’s being paid through his wife’s cheesecake and dessert making business. Nothing to do with his hard work. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Spend £25k on a hedge cutter to do 4 days work.. that’s cost effective 👌👌
 

SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

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Expanded and improved Sustainable Farming Incentive offer for farmers published

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Expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive offer from July will give the sector a clear path forward and boost farm business resilience.

From: Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs and The Rt Hon Sir Mark Spencer MP Published21 May 2024

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Full details of the expanded and improved Sustainable Farming Incentive (SFI) offer available to farmers from July have been published by the...
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