Groundswell: The No-Till Show

[Knockie]

Is the mystery guest Borat modelling the latest swimwear?

Yours get an airing on your wedding night Congratulations to your good self and the new Mrs Scale

 

[SilliamWhale]

Yours get an airing on your wedding night Congratulations to your good self and the new Mrs Scale

Thankyou mate. I discovered that i was like most couples on a wedding night basically help her out of the dress and fall into a deep sleep from excess alcohol consumption!

 

[York]

Still tickets available but there's been a flurry of interest post-Cereals. It's all looking good, although the field is a bit wet at the minute, with any luck we'll get a dry day or two near the event to give the drills a fair crack. Got one or two exciting new speakers lined up, Amir Kassam from University of Reading who will tell us about how No-till/Conservation Agriculture is expanding its influence around the world and a mystery guest about whom I'm sworn to secrecy.

My nephew is preparing goody bags for all attendees, it's getting more like the Oscars every day...

It's always good to have a spurprise....
Hope you have some good amount of cover for the drills whcih want to go through it or at least supply some "artificial" cover for them to leave it their choice to make things harder for themselves.
Getting tomorrow my 1st round of Fish & Chips, so groundswell can be takes more relaxed.
York-Th.

 

[The Ruminant]

.... and a mystery guest about whom I'm sworn to secrecy

Is it @John 1594?

 

[Simon Chiles]

and a mystery guest about whom I'm sworn to secrecy....

Is it @Clive? I wouldn't want to be in either of your shoes when his wife finds out that's her holiday destination!!!!

 

[SimonD]

I've just bought mine...

My finger was pulled out over the weekend!

 

[Colin]

So one fingered typing now!
It will be interesting to hear what you all learn. Looks like an interesting day with good topics covered, but I'm on holiday

 

[Louis Mc]

What's the local area forecast for Thursday? Will it be sandals or wellies I'll need?

 

[dontknowanything]

What's the local area forecast for Thursday? Will it be sandals or wellies I'll need?

I thought the dress code was sandals?

 

[Simon Chiles]

I thought the dress code was sandals?

Now you're being ridiculous, have you seen the weather. @martian has had the rainfall simulator running for the last month. It's Mankini and wellies with a black tie for lunch.

 

[llamedos]

Now you're being ridiculous, have you seen the weather. @martian has had the rainfall simulator running for the last month. It's Mankini and wellies with a black tie for lunch.

Ohh the mental image

 

[Jim Bullock]

Just looked at the forecast forThursday is not looking too bad...Maybe not sandals and Mankini's (what ever that is) but probably R M Williams boots and trousers topped with the essential Schoffel waistcoat...

 

[phil]

Now you're being ridiculous, have you seen the weather. @martian has had the rainfall simulator running for the last month. It's Mankini and wellies with a black tie for lunch.

You'd make a great politician
I hear there are a few jobs going over your side

So wellies or not?

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Dad never used to take a coat to a show.

"You'll only end up carrying it most of the day".

 

[Simon Chiles]

You'd make a great politician
I hear there are a few jobs going over your side

So wellies or not?

I thought politicians changed their views every few days. ???

If it's anything like here you'll need wellies.
Forget the Mankini if you don't mind standing out in a crowd.

 

[clbarclay]

You can always wear the mankini underneath clothes you would consider ploughing in, ready to do a superman change when you realise @Simon Chiles wasn't joking.

 

[SilliamWhale]

 

[Badshot]

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I want a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT going anywhere near a field full of men wearing those It is not my idea of direct drilling at all

 

[SilliamWhale]

I want a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT going anywhere near a field full of men wearing those It is not my idea of direct drilling at all

Well unfortunately I cant come so ill wear mine in tribute in France

 

[Badshot]

Well unfortunately I cant come so ill wear mine in tribute in France

The french let you in wearing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!