Help needed - identify Parasite

[Tractor Fan]

Hi all, does anyone recognise this 25mm long parasite?
Any light on this would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Netherfield]

Brilliant idea. Will save paying for a vasectomy too.

Still need to go to the chemist for some painkillers

 

[puppet]

Don’t think I will ever have worms or maggots….

..... until you die.

 

[Pan mixer]

No need for fancy wormers from a chemist. Get a mars bar and sit down with it between your legs, then wait patiently with a brick in your hand until they pop out for a snack. When they do, clap 'em on the head with the brick before they can jump back in.

That trick only works if you insert a Mars Bar every day at the same time 'where the sun don't shine'

You wait with the brick on day 7 when you don't push the Mars Bar in.

 

[puppet]

That trick only works if you insert a Mars Bar every day at the same time 'where the sun don't shine'

You wait with the brick on day 7 when you don't push the Mars Bar in.

A Mars a day helps......

.........the worms stay away.


Now if only the advertisers had thought of a slogan.

 

[2wheels]

That trick only works if you insert a Mars Bar every day at the same time 'where the sun don't shine'

You wait with the brick on day 7 when you don't push the Mars Bar in.

no no, it's a hard boiled egg then the mars bar for 6 days. on the 7th day insert the hard boiled egg only, then it pops out to ask where's me mars bar that's when you whack it.

 

[Macsky]

No need for fancy wormers from a chemist. Get a mars bar and sit down with it between your legs, then wait patiently with a brick in your hand until they pop out for a snack. When they do, clap 'em on the head with the brick before they can jump back in.

That, or get your mates to help out….

 

[Pan mixer]

no no, it's a hard boiled egg then the mars bar for 6 days. on the 7th day insert the hard boiled egg only, then it pops out to ask where's me mars bar that's when you whack it.

Spot on, I forgot the egg. My long-term memory failed.

 

[ollie989898]

This would never have happened if you had just opted for some ivermectin instead of that covid jab...

 

[Universe]

That, or get your mates to help out….

What pricks!...

 

[Macsky]

What pricks!...

What is actually wrong with them? Obviously a lot, but what caused it?? People are nuts.

 

[Guleesh]

It's in me. Possibly from a wild camping trip to Scotland in 2020.

Be sure to tell all your wild camping friends.

 

[Agrivator]

That, or get your mates to help out….

We used to do that at school.

 

[Netherfield]

What is actually wrong with them? Obviously a lot, but what caused it?? People are nuts.

One child per family caused it, this a quick vasectomy.

 

[goodevans]

What pricks!...

Sore pricks

 

[tullah]

Is it The Red Tractor parasite?