Weekly Caption Competition

[roscoe erf]

she wouldn't take the hint its me or the tractor well guess what

 

[rob1]

Have you just sh!t yourself dear or didnt I clean the bucket well enough, hell of a smell back here

 

[Surgery]

When I said I need a 'lift up' the church this is not what I had in mind

 

[Norfolk Olly]

Hyacinth Bucket/bouquets wedding day

 

[Lincs Lass]

Her favourite westlife song was playing at the reception ,,,,,You lift me up

 

[Lincs Lass]

Department of transports new weights and measures testing equipment

 

[Robigus]

@DrDunc

 

[DrDunc]

Bet that wasn't on her bucket list......

Apologies, been baling and now carting silage til silly o'clock all week.

@ProDrive I liked your thinking immediately, you're up

 

[ProDrive]

Try this one

 

[rob1]

If you think I'm driving that back to the station forget it

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

On reflection Clive concluded he should have gone for the Fendt .

 

[Norfolk Olly]

It was used in a bridal smash and grab last week

 

[Lincs Lass]

The TV series Mid Summer murders latest script ,,Found On Road Dead

 

[Big_D]

But I couldn't indicate for that left hand turn officer.....I only have one arm.

 

[Surgery]

Sorry sir , when you phoned 999 and told us she's broken down in the middle of a wood with a flat tyre and you were concerned if she stayed there much longer @roscoe erf has been seen dogging in the area this is not the "she" we were thinking of

 

[kmo]

"Sir, we assure you this vehicle's registration number was caught on traffic cam, speeding on the M25. Now if we could just find where the Vehicle Identification Number is."

 

[Old Boar]

Its a dead ant, sarge.

 

[farmer_kev]

Mmm this wheels got a major defect attached to it.

 

[DrDunc]

Police Scotland are catching up on the backlog of newly manufactured vehicles reported as abandoned.

 

[Robigus]

@ProDrive you have to pick the winner