f**k Up Fortnight

Wood field

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Livestock Farmer
I got lambing staff, we aren’t that bad. 😂. They would drive you to drink lambing that lot inside on my own.
Like I said above with the bull, you do your best day in day out, the haters hate but despite us putting on the Macho image , we have empathy with the stock , and at times it really feks your head and drives us down
some sunshine on our backs and on the stock , some fresh grass in the field and it all looks better again!
 

jendan

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Mixed Farmer
Location
Northumberland
Like I said above with the bull, you do your best day in day out, the haters hate but despite us putting on the Macho image , we have empathy with the stock , and at times it really feks your head and drives us down
some sunshine on our backs and on the stock , some fresh grass in the field and it all looks better again!
I have lost nearly all of my "favorites" over the years prematurely. So much so that i try to force myself not to have any.
Still happens though,lost a good cow last December with staggers.

On the lambing front,just been started a few days and pleasantly surprised inspite of the p!ss wet.
Mostly twins and lambing themselves outside.

But i know for sure one of these mornings when i go out there will be a right f*ck up. :ROFLMAO:
 

steveR

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Mixed Farmer
Like I said above with the bull, you do your best day in day out, the haters hate but despite us putting on the Macho image , we have empathy with the stock , and at times it really feks your head and drives us down
some sunshine on our backs and on the stock , some fresh grass in the field and it all looks better again!
We grab a small positive when we can.. Even a dry day or a peek of sunshine is greeted with pleasure, right now.

Just waiting on seeing the first mob of lambs, charging across the fields on a Sunny morning, and Ewes looking on anxiously... well the first timers anyway! Even better with a small tump they can climb on and jump off :)
 

Wood field

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Livestock Farmer
We grab a small positive when we can.. Even a dry day or a peek of sunshine is greeted with pleasure, right now.

Just waiting on seeing the first mob of lambs, charging across the fields on a Sunny morning, and Ewes looking on anxiously... well the first timers anyway! Even better with a small tump they can climb on and jump off :)
We call it the “ lamb national “ mobs of lambs racing round the meadows
 

Wood field

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Livestock Farmer
Major triumph of the morning, worked out how to use the new fangled pay and display machine ( 3rd attempt) in Halifax centre whilst boss attends yet another clinic
They like to make things complicated for us poor hay seeds
 

steveR

Member
Mixed Farmer
Major triumph of the morning, worked out how to use the new fangled pay and display machine ( 3rd attempt) in Halifax centre whilst boss attends yet another clinic
They like to make things complicated for us poor hay seeds
barsteward machines these days, wanting you to use one of a multitude of apps... Son has around 6-7 on his phone.

The Council in Bridgnorth has installed some that are practically incomprehensible to understand, I suspect deliberately so. Maximise fines??
 

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Expanded and improved Sustainable Farming Incentive offer for farmers published

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Expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive offer from July will give the sector a clear path forward and boost farm business resilience.

From: Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs and The Rt Hon Sir Mark Spencer MP Published21 May 2024

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Full details of the expanded and improved Sustainable Farming Incentive (SFI) offer available to farmers from July have been published by the...
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