what grinds your gears

[Flossie]

People who simply can't drive Bridge over river into local town has a dog-leg. Car met a bus on the bend. Bus couldn't back up because half a dozen cars behind. Car couldn't back up-kept going on a wonk, couldn't judge distances-4 foot away from side of bridge-passenger kept opening door to check, attempts a half-arsed 3 point turn-noooooooo Took 10 minutes for them to back up far enough to let the bus through. Shouldn't be on the road Couldn't see age, gender or race of driver (was about 5 cars back) but was on points of jumping in and doing it for them

 

[Flossie]

Animals of the ovine variety
that not only see fit to exist, but also to whack me in the face and plums

Is it not a bit late for plums? They'll have gone soft

 

[rc mx110]

Is it not a bit late for plums? They'll have gone soft

 

[Philip Watkins]

Is it not a bit late for plums? They'll have gone soft

Dunno about soft but sounds like they are tender

 

[roscoe erf]

Is it not a bit late for plums? They'll have gone soft

not if they are Victoria 's

 

[cudota]

People who simply can't drive Bridge over river into local town has a dog-leg. Car met a bus on the bend. Bus couldn't back up because half a dozen cars behind. Car couldn't back up-kept going on a wonk, couldn't judge distances-4 foot away from side of bridge-passenger kept opening door to check, attempts a half-arsed 3 point turn-noooooooo Took 10 minutes for them to back up far enough to let the bus through. Shouldn't be on the road Couldn't see age, gender or race of driver (was about 5 cars back) but was on points of jumping in and doing it for them

Range rover sport be @roscoe erf again

 

[Amy]

We have a footpath problem its getting slightly anniying now litter and dog fouling on the yard ect

 

[llamedos]

We have a footpath problem its getting slightly anniying now litter and dog fouling on the yard ect

collect all the dog poo up and leave it in a pile at the end of the path & put a kiddies windmill in it. It works!

 

[roscoe erf]

Range rover sport be @roscoe erf again

Can't be me mines in the garage being pimped and anyway @cudota I can DRIVE

 

[jemski]

Throwing up all night....

 

[roscoe erf]

Throwing up all night....

Throwing up all night....

Was it the plums

 

[ARW]

Metal in my eye

 

[llamedos]

Metal in my eye

ouch

 

[Landyman]

Metal in my eye

You been grinding without goggles ?

 

[smcapstick]

Fluid gathered in the wheel rim of a new trailer with an oil-filled axle. Prod it to see if it's oil. It's dog pee.

 

[jemski]

Was it the plums

Euurrgg that's just made me want to hurl again.....

 

[ARW]

You been grinding without goggles ?

Sharpened hedgecutter yesturday, wear goggles and ear muffs but must of rubbed some metal dust in my eyes. Sleepless night, hospital first thing, chunk of metal in one eye, other eye just sore!

 

[Landyman]

Sharpened hedgecutter yesturday, wear goggles and ear muffs but must of rubbed some metal dust in my eyes. Sleepless night, hospital first thing, chunk of metal in one eye, other eye just sore!

Did they put the green dye in, that looks like you have a severe infection when you blow your nose

 

[llamedos]

Sharpened hedgecutter yesturday, wear goggles and ear muffs but must of rubbed some metal dust in my eyes. Sleepless night, hospital first thing, chunk of metal in one eye, other eye just sore!

Sounds Daft, but to sooth hurt eyes, use T Bags, great for flashburn too. just put enough boiled water on to wet them & put in freezer for a couple of mins to go very cold. Optician told me tannin in them helps the blood vessels shrink back to normal, it does work, stops that horrid ache you have when the eye has been messed with at the hospital.

 

[Ley253]

people who purport to want help or advice, which you take time and effort to provide, only to find its ignored as they are really only interested in the answer which fits in with their own ideas!