Recent content by bumkin

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    Ooooooohhhhhh....

    anything more than a mouth full is waste
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    what grinds your gears

    don't you think all road users should be considerate if I am halfway down a road with hedgebanks on either side and the road is the same width as the machine what am I supposed to reverse 200 meters?to let a byke past because he has right of way
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    what grinds your gears

    I know how you feel my long-suffering wife of nearly forty-three years went into the hospital with abdominal pains doctor examined her and said why are you flinching when I prod your stomach she said because it hurts he looked at the nurse and said why is she on a drip take it down there is...
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    what grinds your gears

    twelve bore with solid slug if it will stop a wild boar it will stop most things but you need a FAC
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    New toy day

    what is it all these new cars look the same to me
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    Kevs diary

    dam that's a fine machine when I was a boy yates drainage used to have several the used them to pull diggers through swamps look after it
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    W.T.F

    I think they all need a good feed
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    W.T.F

    surely it would be a feat of mountaineering to clime on that
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    Wreckers!!

    the problem is they are lgp tyres designed for fieldwork if you load them to the limit and romp down the road doing 50 k something is going to give, I am sure the operator didn't think he was being reckless
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    Loaded up and trucking!!

    that's ok then, a couple of years ago they were taking machines from the quarry next door I was stood outside the front gate making sure they didn't take any fences out as they passed I said to the quarry manager that dipper would be better if it was extended so it isn't so high he said the...
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    Loaded up and trucking!!

    he had better put the dipper down or he might come unstuck under a low bridge ;)
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    what grinds your gears

    yes and isn't it a coincident that they managed to be empty when they had finished greasing up
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    Ooooooohhhhhh....

    she is ok as she is she doesn't need improvement why are men obsessed with big norks anything more than a hand full is waste.
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    Wreckers!!

    in situations like this when you have to pull out blind into the road perhaps it would be wise to put a sign in the road, you can buy foldable ones that don't take a lot of room, I would suggest someone stand in the road but a/ there isn't anyone about usually or b/ he or she would get run over
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    Loaded up and trucking!!

    when he picked up the milk he didn't leave any empties?

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