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Burgers made from chaff - what will they think of next
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<blockquote data-quote="Pennine Ploughing" data-source="post: 7621170" data-attributes="member: 999"><p>Well thats the offering from Yorkshire, the war of the food roses is back on, over in Lancashire, 3 brothers, Ivor, Thomas and Simon Hite, are hard at work in the laboratory and about to start trials of recovering protein from food waste after its passed through humans,</p><p>Will be high class burgers from IT,Shite, sold only in organic shops for a start, but Trescos have offered to buy part of the business by offering recycled toilet paper for napkins, mean while Macan is wanting to have a gamble on the new venture and has put all the chips on Red to win, these are not the only big players in the game, Sunburys are holding talks to see if they can take part of the ITShite products, but Iceland is playing it cool and just watching from the sidelines, aLDi says they want nothing to do with it and won't get there hands dirty, but there is a sting in the tail as hindz want the sauce contract for the nettle sauce, and booze busters want to ferment the p1ss, and recycle into wine, </p><p>Mean while the BBC reports its all going well and new products will be on the shelf by October, but to the contrary Sky news says its as clear as muddy water, with not only grey areas, but lots of brown areas aswell, and they can smell something and its not beef, yet the public will lap it up as its on the BBC, </p><p>Spokesman for ITShite said "we are getting runs of it now, and time will tell it its a success, and hope it all goes down the pan" they hope they can bring employment to an area where there is lots of obesity, as that is where the better quality of poo is, and the food will be laced with liquorice to taste better and moreish as its a natural laxative to pass quickly through, retaining more protein </p><p>so we could see factories popping up around the country, and mainly a sideline for portaloo businesses,</p><p> The byproduct from this process will be sold to the Scottish for Haggis production with delicate flavouring</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pennine Ploughing, post: 7621170, member: 999"] Well thats the offering from Yorkshire, the war of the food roses is back on, over in Lancashire, 3 brothers, Ivor, Thomas and Simon Hite, are hard at work in the laboratory and about to start trials of recovering protein from food waste after its passed through humans, Will be high class burgers from IT,Shite, sold only in organic shops for a start, but Trescos have offered to buy part of the business by offering recycled toilet paper for napkins, mean while Macan is wanting to have a gamble on the new venture and has put all the chips on Red to win, these are not the only big players in the game, Sunburys are holding talks to see if they can take part of the ITShite products, but Iceland is playing it cool and just watching from the sidelines, aLDi says they want nothing to do with it and won't get there hands dirty, but there is a sting in the tail as hindz want the sauce contract for the nettle sauce, and booze busters want to ferment the p1ss, and recycle into wine, Mean while the BBC reports its all going well and new products will be on the shelf by October, but to the contrary Sky news says its as clear as muddy water, with not only grey areas, but lots of brown areas aswell, and they can smell something and its not beef, yet the public will lap it up as its on the BBC, Spokesman for ITShite said "we are getting runs of it now, and time will tell it its a success, and hope it all goes down the pan" they hope they can bring employment to an area where there is lots of obesity, as that is where the better quality of poo is, and the food will be laced with liquorice to taste better and moreish as its a natural laxative to pass quickly through, retaining more protein so we could see factories popping up around the country, and mainly a sideline for portaloo businesses, The byproduct from this process will be sold to the Scottish for Haggis production with delicate flavouring [/QUOTE]
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