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Dad - the car is making a funny noise
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<blockquote data-quote="Dry Rot" data-source="post: 7258750" data-attributes="member: 4505"><p>The Revenue will catch you!<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite5" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p><p></p><p>I was stopped recently. Me: long face. "I suppose it is a fixed penalty and plus the duty?" Him: "Oh no, it is a heavy fine these days, and we seize the car". Me: "But if you took my truck, how would I get home?" Him: "That's your problem. If you break the law, you accept the consequences". Him: Stern face as he continues to dip the tank, giving me a lecture on the evils of fuel tax evasion. More long faces from me. Produce wallet, scratch nose, wink, facial contorsions.....</p><p></p><p>The sample comes up clear. Him: "But you are not using red diesel!". Me: "I didn't say I was! But I'm sure you are very bored doing this all day and I just thought I'd give you the thrill of thinking that you'd got one!". <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite18" alt=":LOL:" title="Laugh :LOL:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":LOL:" /> I got a smile and a friendly wave when he saw me on my return journey later!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dry Rot, post: 7258750, member: 4505"] The Revenue will catch you!:confused: I was stopped recently. Me: long face. "I suppose it is a fixed penalty and plus the duty?" Him: "Oh no, it is a heavy fine these days, and we seize the car". Me: "But if you took my truck, how would I get home?" Him: "That's your problem. If you break the law, you accept the consequences". Him: Stern face as he continues to dip the tank, giving me a lecture on the evils of fuel tax evasion. More long faces from me. Produce wallet, scratch nose, wink, facial contorsions..... The sample comes up clear. Him: "But you are not using red diesel!". Me: "I didn't say I was! But I'm sure you are very bored doing this all day and I just thought I'd give you the thrill of thinking that you'd got one!". :LOL: I got a smile and a friendly wave when he saw me on my return journey later! [/QUOTE]
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