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diary of a comedy sheep farm
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<blockquote data-quote="spin cycle" data-source="post: 7750610" data-attributes="member: 12281"><p>thursday <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </p><p></p><p>took HH back to nottingham uni today.....her 'baggage train' needed both mrs spins car and me in van<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p>[ATTACH=full]986100[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]986101[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p>first up i checked on admiral....only to find it had all 'kicked off' between the 'peacocks' and 'scotties'....i'll have to tell you about that another day<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />.......anyhoo i ran away....off we set and TBH i was grumpy<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....125 mile trip...outta nirfick<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face :sob:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f62d.png" data-shortname=":sob:" />......miserable traffic on a47 in fens......didn't get much better on a1 but turned out it was jd combine holding up 'proceedings'....not farmer but dealer i think cos glanced a jd badged pick up with it......2nd hour i cheered up though and ,by now,sorta know the way to the uni area....ah the joys of 'clifton boulevard'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> ...a somewhat flattering name for nottinghams ring road<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p></p><p>so we get to house 12:30.....mrs spin + HH start cleaning her room<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />.....i can't see much wrong TBH....'the last two years it's had boys in it...it's rank '.....me told<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" />.....i'm hungry anyway so i saunter off and find a delightful little cafe...'alright darlin what can i get yer me duck?'....charming little place....reminds me a bit of attleborough<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />.....breakfast bap and coffee £4-50<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite17" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":love:" />.....nice to get away from pretentious north norfolk catering TBH where it'd be 'dry cured berkshire bacon with aracuna egg napoleon...£25'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />...i'm only customer in there but 'entertainment' soon arrives.....lad and his girlfriend...regulars...i can't get a complete 'handle' on the plot but it goes somat like this ' hello gorgeous how are you today ?'....places order then sends girlfriend off to corner shop for some other stuff meanwhile adding to his order from the counter....a sausage roll first...'i love these cold...the fat sinks to the bottom' he munches 'ere can you make them traditional caramel tarts? i'll marry yer if yer can.....did i tell you about so and so....utter time wasting tosser....gonna delete him from me phone....where's that sh!t useless brother a yours?'......'he's over the road there' 'darlin' replies seemingly oblivious to her customers content.....'oh yeah' he says....exits shop 'OI' and two finger salute to hapless brother<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" />....finished i retire thoroughly entertained just as the lad states 'look it's her' pointing at some middle aged lady walking her dog..'she tried chat me up last week'<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /></p><p></p><p>back at the house they're ready to unload and finally finished i retire for a rollie......now its a dual carriageway street lined with houses.....suddenly a police car stops over the way and three policemen get out....they've got the baseball caps on.....'feckin great' i think 'there's gonna be a sting.....some bail jumper i reckon...they've a snitch told em he's gonna come up here in a car.....bet they're 'tooled up'.....guns in boot...feck they're calm/relaxed....obviously elite'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite24" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs Up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" />.....then suddenly they stop a lady in a green renault kaptur<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />.....i look down the street and theres a policewoman with a speed gun.....it's a feckin speed trap<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />...ffs the disappointment<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p></p><p>2pm i leave mrs spin still fettlin HH and have a bitta 'adventure' on way home<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spin cycle, post: 7750610, member: 12281"] thursday :rolleyes: took HH back to nottingham uni today.....her 'baggage train' needed both mrs spins car and me in van:rolleyes: [ATTACH type="full"]986100[/ATTACH][ATTACH type="full"]986101[/ATTACH] first up i checked on admiral....only to find it had all 'kicked off' between the 'peacocks' and 'scotties'....i'll have to tell you about that another day:rolleyes:.......anyhoo i ran away....off we set and TBH i was grumpy:rolleyes:....125 mile trip...outta nirfick😭......miserable traffic on a47 in fens......didn't get much better on a1 but turned out it was jd combine holding up 'proceedings'....not farmer but dealer i think cos glanced a jd badged pick up with it......2nd hour i cheered up though and ,by now,sorta know the way to the uni area....ah the joys of 'clifton boulevard':rolleyes: ...a somewhat flattering name for nottinghams ring road:rolleyes: so we get to house 12:30.....mrs spin + HH start cleaning her room:scratchhead:.....i can't see much wrong TBH....'the last two years it's had boys in it...it's rank '.....me told😁.....i'm hungry anyway so i saunter off and find a delightful little cafe...'alright darlin what can i get yer me duck?'....charming little place....reminds me a bit of attleborough:scratchhead:.....breakfast bap and coffee £4-50:love:.....nice to get away from pretentious north norfolk catering TBH where it'd be 'dry cured berkshire bacon with aracuna egg napoleon...£25':rolleyes:...i'm only customer in there but 'entertainment' soon arrives.....lad and his girlfriend...regulars...i can't get a complete 'handle' on the plot but it goes somat like this ' hello gorgeous how are you today ?'....places order then sends girlfriend off to corner shop for some other stuff meanwhile adding to his order from the counter....a sausage roll first...'i love these cold...the fat sinks to the bottom' he munches 'ere can you make them traditional caramel tarts? i'll marry yer if yer can.....did i tell you about so and so....utter time wasting tosser....gonna delete him from me phone....where's that sh!t useless brother a yours?'......'he's over the road there' 'darlin' replies seemingly oblivious to her customers content.....'oh yeah' he says....exits shop 'OI' and two finger salute to hapless brother😁....finished i retire thoroughly entertained just as the lad states 'look it's her' pointing at some middle aged lady walking her dog..'she tried chat me up last week'😁 back at the house they're ready to unload and finally finished i retire for a rollie......now its a dual carriageway street lined with houses.....suddenly a police car stops over the way and three policemen get out....they've got the baseball caps on.....'feckin great' i think 'there's gonna be a sting.....some bail jumper i reckon...they've a snitch told em he's gonna come up here in a car.....bet they're 'tooled up'.....guns in boot...feck they're calm/relaxed....obviously elite'(y).....then suddenly they stop a lady in a green renault kaptur:scratchhead:.....i look down the street and theres a policewoman with a speed gun.....it's a feckin speed trap:rolleyes:...ffs the disappointment:rolleyes: 2pm i leave mrs spin still fettlin HH and have a bitta 'adventure' on way home:oops: [/QUOTE]
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