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diary of a comedy sheep farm
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<blockquote data-quote="spin cycle" data-source="post: 7977833" data-attributes="member: 12281"><p>thats what i thought....feck me <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....unless 'landed gentry' smoke rollies...has evaporated milk in his coffee....has 2 days a yr when he doesn't do any work.....farms with scrap machinery and occasionally downs a bottla toffee vodka in less than 2 hours<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />...the last thing i shot was poorly sheep (and i nearly missed that fekker<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />)....never skied and drives a battered old van<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />......someone said the other day i was worth £3million.....but thats only if i sell up and pay tax....then what?....i don't want to travel and do bourgeois cr@p...i just wanna be left alone on my little patch to enjoy the countryside and raise a few sheep<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....bitta rant cos accountant reckons the farming bit doesn't make enough money and i'm at risk of being classified as a 'hobby farmer'...the definition of which is someone who deliberately farms to loose money<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />...all i can say is what a feckin 'hobby'<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face :sob:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f62d.png" data-shortname=":sob:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face :sob:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f62d.png" data-shortname=":sob:" /></p><p></p><p>take this afternoon....smeg (a tractor older than [USER=7037]@robbie[/USER] ) has a faulty spool valve....the linkage...2 hours scrabbling under then over to fix...grazed knuckles...muck falling in eyes......holding bracket lost a bolt so under the tractor... poked new bolt thru then scrambled out to put nut on in cab only for bolt to have fallen out<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />.....that finally fixed i have senior moments as first i get an 11mm spanner.....scramble under and it needs a 10mm......back out then back....adjust linkage.....crawl out to find i've adjusted wrong way<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" /></p><p></p><p>best of it is....it wasn't a 'bad day really'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spin cycle, post: 7977833, member: 12281"] thats what i thought....feck me :rolleyes:....unless 'landed gentry' smoke rollies...has evaporated milk in his coffee....has 2 days a yr when he doesn't do any work.....farms with scrap machinery and occasionally downs a bottla toffee vodka in less than 2 hours:scratchhead:...the last thing i shot was poorly sheep (and i nearly missed that fekker:rolleyes:)....never skied and drives a battered old van:scratchhead:......someone said the other day i was worth £3million.....but thats only if i sell up and pay tax....then what?....i don't want to travel and do bourgeois cr@p...i just wanna be left alone on my little patch to enjoy the countryside and raise a few sheep:rolleyes:....bitta rant cos accountant reckons the farming bit doesn't make enough money and i'm at risk of being classified as a 'hobby farmer'...the definition of which is someone who deliberately farms to loose money:banghead:...all i can say is what a feckin 'hobby'😭😭 take this afternoon....smeg (a tractor older than [USER=7037]@robbie[/USER] ) has a faulty spool valve....the linkage...2 hours scrabbling under then over to fix...grazed knuckles...muck falling in eyes......holding bracket lost a bolt so under the tractor... poked new bolt thru then scrambled out to put nut on in cab only for bolt to have fallen out:banghead:.....that finally fixed i have senior moments as first i get an 11mm spanner.....scramble under and it needs a 10mm......back out then back....adjust linkage.....crawl out to find i've adjusted wrong way:banghead: best of it is....it wasn't a 'bad day really':rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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