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diary of a comedy sheep farm
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<blockquote data-quote="spin cycle" data-source="post: 8207203" data-attributes="member: 12281"><p>sunday</p><p></p><p>note to self....been swearing to much <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite77" alt=":bag:" title="Bag :bag:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":bag:" />......must desist <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p></p><p>so after chores i nipped into naam cos turkish lad open on sundays and i thought it'd be quiet<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite24" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs Up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" /></p><p></p><p>naam was busy<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" />....the centre crammed with scooter enthusiasts and blimey there were some really nice ones and owners dressed the part<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite17" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":love:" />....only thing was they had some 'bikers' with them<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />....nice royal enfield....chopper...harley clones...bikers in leathers.... some with 'angel' motif's.......NOW twas a bit before my time but didn't they used to go 'hammer & tongs' at each other with bike chains and razors <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />....i suppose peace and harmony and all that but, outta respect for tradition, a few 'handbags' with greggs coffee cups and rolled up 'saga' magazines surely wouldn't hurt<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" /></p><p></p><p>anyhoo got to barbers and twas bit dismayed at how busy he was <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" />...i sit down and 'recce'....young ginger lad with curly mullet in chair....mother and brother sitting down but lad looked liked immaculate so he'd just been done....then a baldish but smart gentlemen....grey hair and beard.....looked like the educated type we get round our bijou cafes....sit around reading times type......but what on earth did he want doing<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />....we wait...fair enough 'mullet boy' was a bitta challenge.....think ginger curls that'll serve him well with girls in few years time but he was a 'self conscious' age so we gotta let him off<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />.....eventually done mum turns to other lad 'right your turn now'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /> ....WT (swear filter)...i think.....the boy then has 75% of his hair shaved off leaving a small island of ginger fluff on top<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" />.....i'm a bit grumpy by now these (swear filter) don't need their hair cut.....two more blokes have entered by now and they're immaculate to <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />......anyhoo the smart gentlemen is up next....he gets in chair....'usual?' says barber....customer nods....barber then proceeds to shave head and beard right down<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" />......at the end ....customer 'ta mate'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" />....he'd entered as 'cappacino drinking TES reading type' and left as 'uncle fester'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" />.....at least it was my turn next<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>now that is very rude.....i shall approach the conversion with 'surgical precision '<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face :thinking:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f914.png" data-shortname=":thinking:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]1045392[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spin cycle, post: 8207203, member: 12281"] sunday note to self....been swearing to much :bag:......must desist :rolleyes: so after chores i nipped into naam cos turkish lad open on sundays and i thought it'd be quiet(y) naam was busy:oops:....the centre crammed with scooter enthusiasts and blimey there were some really nice ones and owners dressed the part:love:....only thing was they had some 'bikers' with them:scratchhead:....nice royal enfield....chopper...harley clones...bikers in leathers.... some with 'angel' motif's.......NOW twas a bit before my time but didn't they used to go 'hammer & tongs' at each other with bike chains and razors :scratchhead:....i suppose peace and harmony and all that but, outta respect for tradition, a few 'handbags' with greggs coffee cups and rolled up 'saga' magazines surely wouldn't hurt:scratchhead: anyhoo got to barbers and twas bit dismayed at how busy he was :oops:...i sit down and 'recce'....young ginger lad with curly mullet in chair....mother and brother sitting down but lad looked liked immaculate so he'd just been done....then a baldish but smart gentlemen....grey hair and beard.....looked like the educated type we get round our bijou cafes....sit around reading times type......but what on earth did he want doing:scratchhead:....we wait...fair enough 'mullet boy' was a bitta challenge.....think ginger curls that'll serve him well with girls in few years time but he was a 'self conscious' age so we gotta let him off:).....eventually done mum turns to other lad 'right your turn now':oops: ....WT (swear filter)...i think.....the boy then has 75% of his hair shaved off leaving a small island of ginger fluff on top:oops:.....i'm a bit grumpy by now these (swear filter) don't need their hair cut.....two more blokes have entered by now and they're immaculate to :banghead:......anyhoo the smart gentlemen is up next....he gets in chair....'usual?' says barber....customer nods....barber then proceeds to shave head and beard right down:oops:......at the end ....customer 'ta mate':oops:....he'd entered as 'cappacino drinking TES reading type' and left as 'uncle fester':oops:.....at least it was my turn next:) now that is very rude.....i shall approach the conversion with 'surgical precision '🤔 [ATTACH type="full"]1045392[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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