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"Improving Our Lot" - Planned Holistic Grazing, for starters..
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<blockquote data-quote="som farmer" data-source="post: 7277533" data-attributes="member: 86168"><p>here's one, an exceedingly dirty farmer, who kept a motley collection of cattle, had a rig steer, would decided to visit our hfrs, out on keep. Dad had had enough of it, and went to the farm, to sort it out. Things started to go wrong, when dad saw chicken wire around the kitchen table, hen and chicks. Started on, then the sofa moved noisily, sow and litter, walked past him, and out the door, he lost the thread then, and came home. Follow up, some of the hfrs calved to the rig, FH, kept the hfrs, which milked, fantastically well. Billy, the farmer, lived with his sister, also exceedingly dirty, she actually had a boyfriend, with the 'bandiest' legs, i have ever seen, her brothers sow, could have run between them, without touching the legs. Any way, they got a grant to do the house up. Lorry driver, close to us, used to deliver bagged food there, so after the modernisation, had finished, asked billy, where shall i put it, 'same place as usual', but thats your bathroom', yes, but i haven't used the old metal bath, or toilet, for 50 yrs, and i'm not going to start now, 'but that's the only toilet', so what, do it on paper, chuck it in the fire place.</p><p>when they died, they left a lot of money, but perhaps the best quote, came from the vets, he was way better than any of them, for calving difficult births.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="som farmer, post: 7277533, member: 86168"] here's one, an exceedingly dirty farmer, who kept a motley collection of cattle, had a rig steer, would decided to visit our hfrs, out on keep. Dad had had enough of it, and went to the farm, to sort it out. Things started to go wrong, when dad saw chicken wire around the kitchen table, hen and chicks. Started on, then the sofa moved noisily, sow and litter, walked past him, and out the door, he lost the thread then, and came home. Follow up, some of the hfrs calved to the rig, FH, kept the hfrs, which milked, fantastically well. Billy, the farmer, lived with his sister, also exceedingly dirty, she actually had a boyfriend, with the 'bandiest' legs, i have ever seen, her brothers sow, could have run between them, without touching the legs. Any way, they got a grant to do the house up. Lorry driver, close to us, used to deliver bagged food there, so after the modernisation, had finished, asked billy, where shall i put it, 'same place as usual', but thats your bathroom', yes, but i haven't used the old metal bath, or toilet, for 50 yrs, and i'm not going to start now, 'but that's the only toilet', so what, do it on paper, chuck it in the fire place. when they died, they left a lot of money, but perhaps the best quote, came from the vets, he was way better than any of them, for calving difficult births. [/QUOTE]
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