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<blockquote data-quote="Two Tone" data-source="post: 8091485" data-attributes="member: 44728"><p>He would tell this great joke about a Grocer’s response to a Supermarket having just opened in the town, which went something like this:</p><p></p><p>A flashy new Supermarket is opened in town and the Grocer was losing all his customers.</p><p>So the Grocer pays the Supermarket a visit and sees an advert in its window advertising Pineapples for £2 each.</p><p>So the Grocer goes back to his shop and puts a poster in his window, offering Pineapples for £1.50 each.</p><p>The Supermarket gets wind of this and puts a new poster up offering Pineapples for £1 each.</p><p>Then the Grocer reciprocates by offering them for £0.50 each.</p><p></p><p>A few days pass, then the Supermarket manager turns up at the Grocer and asks him why and how he can be selling Pineapples at such a loss, when even the Supermarket is now making a loss on its Pineapples, because they cost them over a £1 to buy from the Wholesaler?</p><p></p><p>The Grocer’s response was “I don’t sell Pineapples!”</p><p></p><p></p><p>RIP Henry.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Two Tone, post: 8091485, member: 44728"] He would tell this great joke about a Grocer’s response to a Supermarket having just opened in the town, which went something like this: A flashy new Supermarket is opened in town and the Grocer was losing all his customers. So the Grocer pays the Supermarket a visit and sees an advert in its window advertising Pineapples for £2 each. So the Grocer goes back to his shop and puts a poster in his window, offering Pineapples for £1.50 each. The Supermarket gets wind of this and puts a new poster up offering Pineapples for £1 each. Then the Grocer reciprocates by offering them for £0.50 each. A few days pass, then the Supermarket manager turns up at the Grocer and asks him why and how he can be selling Pineapples at such a loss, when even the Supermarket is now making a loss on its Pineapples, because they cost them over a £1 to buy from the Wholesaler? The Grocer’s response was “I don’t sell Pineapples!” RIP Henry. [/QUOTE]
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