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<blockquote data-quote="idgni" data-source="post: 7080356" data-attributes="member: 13264"><p>Reminds of this one</p><p></p><p></p><p>An Amercian tourist goes on a trip to China. </p><p></p><p>While in China, he gets a lot of eastern booty, but does not use a condom at any time. </p><p></p><p>One week after returning home, he wakes up to discover that his mighty sausage is covered in bright green and purple spots. Completely freaking the hell out over his infected twizzler, the man goes to see a doctor. The doctor tells the man that he has never seen anything like this before and suggests that they run some tests. After the tests are completed, the doctor tells the man to come back in two weeks for the results. </p><p></p><p>The man returns two weeks later for the results of his test. The doctor says "I have some very bad news. You've contracted Mongolian VD, its very rare and almost unheard of in the west." The man, completely perplexed at the news he is hearing asks "So... do I just take some medicine for it?". "There is no known cure for Mongolian VD." replies the doctor, "We are going to need to amputate your penis.". The man, completely terrified screams "No way! I WANT A SECOND OPINION!!!" The doctor explains "That's your choice, you may go and get a second opinion, but your only option is surgery.". </p><p></p><p>The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, hoping that he may know more about the disease than a western doctor. The chinese doctor examines the mans penis and says " Ahhh, yes. Mongolian Vd, very rare." The man says "Yeah yeah, I know, but what can you do about it? My american doctor wants to amputate my penis!". The Chinese doctors shakes his head and laughs "Stupid American doctor always want to operate, make more money that way. There is no need for operation." "Oh thank god!" The man proclaims.</p><p></p><p>"Yeah" says the Chinese doctor "You wait two weeks, it fall off by itself."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="idgni, post: 7080356, member: 13264"] Reminds of this one An Amercian tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he gets a lot of eastern booty, but does not use a condom at any time. One week after returning home, he wakes up to discover that his mighty sausage is covered in bright green and purple spots. Completely freaking the hell out over his infected twizzler, the man goes to see a doctor. The doctor tells the man that he has never seen anything like this before and suggests that they run some tests. After the tests are completed, the doctor tells the man to come back in two weeks for the results. The man returns two weeks later for the results of his test. The doctor says "I have some very bad news. You've contracted Mongolian VD, its very rare and almost unheard of in the west." The man, completely perplexed at the news he is hearing asks "So... do I just take some medicine for it?". "There is no known cure for Mongolian VD." replies the doctor, "We are going to need to amputate your penis.". The man, completely terrified screams "No way! I WANT A SECOND OPINION!!!" The doctor explains "That's your choice, you may go and get a second opinion, but your only option is surgery.". The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, hoping that he may know more about the disease than a western doctor. The chinese doctor examines the mans penis and says " Ahhh, yes. Mongolian Vd, very rare." The man says "Yeah yeah, I know, but what can you do about it? My american doctor wants to amputate my penis!". The Chinese doctors shakes his head and laughs "Stupid American doctor always want to operate, make more money that way. There is no need for operation." "Oh thank god!" The man proclaims. "Yeah" says the Chinese doctor "You wait two weeks, it fall off by itself." [/QUOTE]
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