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<blockquote data-quote="Tomo23" data-source="post: 7806082" data-attributes="member: 2037"><p>I did see this on Facebook yesterday. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p><p></p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🚨" title="Police car light :rotating_light:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f6a8.png" data-shortname=":rotating_light:" /> SCANNING RANT ALERT <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🚨" title="Police car light :rotating_light:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f6a8.png" data-shortname=":rotating_light:" /></p><p>Think of it like the 12 days of Christmas however it’s the 12 do’s and don’ts of scanning! </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="1️⃣" title="Keycap: 1 :one:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0031-20e3.png" data-shortname=":one:" /> do NOT message me with your details, your last name and farm name because trust me, most of your farm names appear more than once in Aberdeenshire. I need FULL addresses and POSTCODES</p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="2️⃣" title="Keycap: 2 :two:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0032-20e3.png" data-shortname=":two:" /> the date your tup came out is irrelevant if you left him in for 4 months. It’s the date you introduced the tup to the ewes I need. </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="3️⃣" title="Keycap: 3 :three:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0033-20e3.png" data-shortname=":three:" /> you may tell me I was at your farm last year but that was along with another 300 farms</p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="4️⃣" title="Keycap: 4 :four:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0034-20e3.png" data-shortname=":four:" /> you don’t need to call me to to discuss the weather or how it will ‘be dark at that time in the morning’ I know this but to get through everyone I need to scan in the dark every morning and evening, so if this means you need to feed your cattle a hour earlier than usual for one day a year then please do, sure your tractors have lights. I need to be scanning 1000+ a day to get through everyone. </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="5️⃣" title="Keycap: 5 :five:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0035-20e3.png" data-shortname=":five:" /> I’m not travelling ‘just two miles down the road’ for another 20. As mentioned before I’ve big numbers to get through a day so it’s at all possible please group them up. </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="6️⃣" title="Keycap: 6 :six:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0036-20e3.png" data-shortname=":six:" /> if we don’t need to scan in 6 inches of skitter then let’s not, it’s amazing what half a hour with a brush and shovel can do! </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="7️⃣" title="Keycap: 7 :seven:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0037-20e3.png" data-shortname=":seven:" /> water waiting to wash down at the end please, you wouldn’t appreciate it if I turned up with somebody else’s skitter to your farm. </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="8️⃣" title="Keycap: 8 :eight:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0038-20e3.png" data-shortname=":eight:" /> empty sheep out it at all possible because when ‘one I scanned two had three’ it’s because it was tucked up behind a full bladder and bowel. It’s in your own interest folks, get them emptied out. </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="9️⃣" title="Keycap: 9 :nine:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0039-20e3.png" data-shortname=":nine:" /> don’t tell me to use red and blue to mark them if there is red and blue already on them! </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🔟" title="Keycap: 10 :keycap_ten:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f51f.png" data-shortname=":keycap_ten:" /> sorry if I’m late... it’s because one of the people prior to you that day didn’t adhere to any the above <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😳" title="Flushed face :flushed:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f633.png" data-shortname=":flushed:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head :exploding_head:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f92f.png" data-shortname=":exploding_head:" /></p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="1️⃣" title="Keycap: 1 :one:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0031-20e3.png" data-shortname=":one:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="1️⃣" title="Keycap: 1 :one:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0031-20e3.png" data-shortname=":one:" /> sorry I know some people hate messages or texts but when I’m receiving 6 new bookings that day, confirming tomorrow’s 6 bookings and planning wednesdays 6 bookings I don’t have time to hear about the rain, sorry but I don’t have time, wish I could come in for a quick fly with you all. </p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="1️⃣" title="Keycap: 1 :one:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0031-20e3.png" data-shortname=":one:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="2️⃣" title="Keycap: 2 :two:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/0032-20e3.png" data-shortname=":two:" /> boris has f**ked the job and next year we will all be out of sheep but hey <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🎅" title="Santa Claus :santa:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f385.png" data-shortname=":santa:" /> let’s enjoy this year if we can. If I don’t already have your details this year then send me the following please and let’s get your pin on the map</p><p>Full name</p><p>Full address</p><p>Number of ewes</p><p>Date the ram went in</p><p>If they are at different farms in big groups unfeasible to move let me know when booking</p><p>I will NOT scan sheep with scab </p><p>I will aim to scan all sheep between 70 and 90</p><p>days of the ram getting entered so please help out where you can to avoid disappointment <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤗" title="Hugging face :hugging:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f917.png" data-shortname=":hugging:" /></p><p></p><p>PLEASE SHARE <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤓" title="Nerd face :nerd:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f913.png" data-shortname=":nerd:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tomo23, post: 7806082, member: 2037"] I did see this on Facebook yesterday. 🤣 🚨 SCANNING RANT ALERT 🚨 Think of it like the 12 days of Christmas however it’s the 12 do’s and don’ts of scanning! 1️⃣ do NOT message me with your details, your last name and farm name because trust me, most of your farm names appear more than once in Aberdeenshire. I need FULL addresses and POSTCODES 2️⃣ the date your tup came out is irrelevant if you left him in for 4 months. It’s the date you introduced the tup to the ewes I need. 3️⃣ you may tell me I was at your farm last year but that was along with another 300 farms 4️⃣ you don’t need to call me to to discuss the weather or how it will ‘be dark at that time in the morning’ I know this but to get through everyone I need to scan in the dark every morning and evening, so if this means you need to feed your cattle a hour earlier than usual for one day a year then please do, sure your tractors have lights. I need to be scanning 1000+ a day to get through everyone. 5️⃣ I’m not travelling ‘just two miles down the road’ for another 20. As mentioned before I’ve big numbers to get through a day so it’s at all possible please group them up. 6️⃣ if we don’t need to scan in 6 inches of skitter then let’s not, it’s amazing what half a hour with a brush and shovel can do! 7️⃣ water waiting to wash down at the end please, you wouldn’t appreciate it if I turned up with somebody else’s skitter to your farm. 8️⃣ empty sheep out it at all possible because when ‘one I scanned two had three’ it’s because it was tucked up behind a full bladder and bowel. It’s in your own interest folks, get them emptied out. 9️⃣ don’t tell me to use red and blue to mark them if there is red and blue already on them! 🔟 sorry if I’m late... it’s because one of the people prior to you that day didn’t adhere to any the above 😳🤯 1️⃣1️⃣ sorry I know some people hate messages or texts but when I’m receiving 6 new bookings that day, confirming tomorrow’s 6 bookings and planning wednesdays 6 bookings I don’t have time to hear about the rain, sorry but I don’t have time, wish I could come in for a quick fly with you all. 1️⃣2️⃣ boris has f**ked the job and next year we will all be out of sheep but hey 🎅 let’s enjoy this year if we can. If I don’t already have your details this year then send me the following please and let’s get your pin on the map Full name Full address Number of ewes Date the ram went in If they are at different farms in big groups unfeasible to move let me know when booking I will NOT scan sheep with scab I will aim to scan all sheep between 70 and 90 days of the ram getting entered so please help out where you can to avoid disappointment 🤗 PLEASE SHARE 🤓 [/QUOTE]
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