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<blockquote data-quote="JD-Kid" data-source="post: 4046902" data-attributes="member: 479"><p>HAHAHAHA reminds me </p><p>Lady: Do you smoke?</p><p>Guy: Yes I do.</p><p>Lady: How many packs a day?</p><p>Guy: 3 packs.</p><p>Lady: How much per pack?</p><p>Guy: $10.00 per pack.</p><p>Lady: And how long have you been smoking?</p><p>Guy: 15 years</p><p>Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?</p><p>Guy: Correct.</p><p>Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?</p><p>Guy: Correct.</p><p>Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?</p><p>Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?</p><p>Lady: No.</p><p>Guy: Then where’s your f**king Ferrari?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JD-Kid, post: 4046902, member: 479"] HAHAHAHA reminds me Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct? Guy: Correct. Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct? Guy: Correct. Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Then where’s your f**king Ferrari? [/QUOTE]
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