Farmer Roy's Random Thoughts - I never said it was easy.

cows sh#t me to tears

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Think th BOM are still on their public holiday:rolleyes::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:o_O
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holwellcourtfarm

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You’re basically in Greater London!:eek: How do you manage?:wacky:
Gritted teeth mate, gritted teeth. :(

There are actually folk near here who farm IN London, there are fields inside the urban envelope. I wonder if their tractors Incur the congestion/emissions charge? :rolleyes:

Being here is a double edged sword. The roads are manic, most prices are crazy (Bedsit flats starting around £250k etc), waste is crazy and you are EXPECTED to get anything out of the ordinary by venturing into Londinium :wtf:

On the other hand there is SO much money in the local economy that we are awash with income options unlike so many rural folk. 99.9% of locals would rather pay someone else £30+ per hour than get their hands dirty so practical folk need never be poor. It's common for locals to pay £150+ call-out charge then £80 per hour for someone just to rod a sewer rather than have to face their own shite.

There is still quite a lot of poverty though and it must be a horrible experience when there is so much affluence waved under your nose. 2 local towns have busy night shelters for the homeless and there are some large "sink estates".

It's a mad world and we're ready to leave as soon as the finances click in.
 
How did your scanning compare, holding up with the dry I hope?

12% empty which I am happy with as the feed situation is not looking good and I’m happy to sell some sheep.
About 40% twins but we just branded them as we went and will wait until a cooler day before I draft them off. Some early twins will be missed as I was nearly 3 weeks late scanning.
I’m going to lamb all the twins in my yards and seperate the ewe and her lambs for a few days to try and improve my twin survival rate. Never lambed in yards before and I have been looking on this site how it is done. I have never heard of anyone in Australia lambing in yards or sheds.
 
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Kiwi Pete

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12% empty which I am happy with as the feed situation is not looking good and I’m happy to sell some sheep.
About 40% twins but we just branded them as we went and will wait until a cooler day before I draft them off. Some early twins will be missed as I was nearly 3 weeks late scanning.
I’m going to lamb all the twins in my yards and seperate the ewe and her lambs for a few days to try and improve my twin survival rate. Never lambed in hands before and I have been looking on this site how it is done. I have never heard of anyone in Australia lambing in yards or sheds.
That's quite an impressive % considering the season(s) you've enjoyed of late.

A bit different here on the land of milk and honey, where you can hear the surf and 1 inch of rain = 10 inches of lush grass!

Will be interested to see how that "indoor" lambing works, I saw it done in my younger days but the main reason was about 2 feet of snow on the ground in the middle of lambing - you do what you have to do!

I have read an interesting article somewhere about the link between "bleat time" and lamb survival, ie the shorter time it takes a lamb to bleat when you steal it from mum, the better survival genetics it possesses, so perhaps more worthwhile as a replacement .
Maybe something to ponder .
 

holwellcourtfarm

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May I take this moment to say how absolutely ridiculous the road system in the UK looks. It looks like a window that's broken and is waiting to fall out in 1000 pieces.
It gets worse the closer you look (as you already know having been here)

This is us at 1:100,000

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This is where we'd like to be at 1:250,000
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When our neighbors borrowed my NZ street atlas to plan their January 2017 tour they said "why doesn't the atlas show all the roads"? :D

Around us very few areas are >2km from a road of some sort.
 

Kiwi Pete

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It gets worse the closer you look (as you already know having been here)

This is us at 1:100,000

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This is where we'd like to be at 1:250,000
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When our neighbors borrowed my NZ street atlas to plan their January 2017 tour they said "why doesn't the atlas show all the roads"? :D

Around us very few areas are >2km from a road of some sort.
:ROFLMAO:

I have a whole page in my FarmFinder map with only one farm on the page, and another whole map is missing as there's nobody there :)

Wouldn't have it any other way, it can be limiting in some respects, all the same.

Pretty hard to sell quite a few things to people that aren't there :whistle::whistle:
 

Kiwi Pete

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Roll on the collapse of society, folk like that will no longer be a pain in the posterior (well, not for long).
Maybe the lions were only giving it a cuddle, anyway...
It might have run a long way and needed cheering up with cats... apparently fluffy cats are good for that sorta sh!t .

:banghead:

But hey, at least it isn't livestock (n)
 

Crofter64

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12% empty which I am happy with as the feed situation is not looking good and I’m happy to sell some sheep.
About 40% twins but we just branded them as we went and will wait until a cooler day before I draft them off. Some early twins will be missed as I was nearly 3 weeks late scanning.
I’m going to lamb all the twins in my yards and seperate the ewe and her lambs for a few days to try and improve my twin survival rate. Never lambed in hands before and I have been looking on this site how it is done. I have never heard of anyone in Australia lambing in yards or sheds.

will their mothers take them back after a couple of days separation?
 

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