Bye, Bye Britain: The Dutch get ready for a Brexit party

vario

Member
The plan is for plenty of European food and drink – French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel – to remind the Brits what they’re giving up, all to be consumed against a soundscape of nostalgic tunes from the previous Battle of Britain.
 

rob1

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Location
wiltshire
The plan is for plenty of European food and drink – French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel – to remind the Brits what they’re giving up, all to be consumed against a soundscape of nostalgic tunes from the previous Battle of Britain.
Arent we going to be able to buy any of that now ?
 

Danllan

Member
Location
Sir Gar / Carms
The plan is for plenty of European food and drink – French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel – to remind the Brits what they’re giving up, all to be consumed against a soundscape of nostalgic tunes from the previous Battle of Britain.
Is this a p!ss take? :scratchhead: Well, as I quaff some fine English foaming ale, eating my best Welsh roast forerib of beef, with fine Pembrokeshire potatoes and then some Cornish ice-cream and apple crumble, with a decent Highland malt to finish - and I'll be listening to what most would deem the best music in the world, all of it British - I shall wallow in my Brexit misery and console myself with what I've got. :)
 

Agrivator

Member
Is this a p!ss take? :scratchhead: Well, as I quaff some fine English foaming ale, eating my best Welsh roast forerib of beef, with fine Pembrokeshire potatoes and then some Cornish ice-cream and apple crumble, with a decent Highland malt to finish - and I'll be listening to what most would deem the best music in the world, all of it British - I shall wallow in my Brexit misery and console myself with what I've got. :)

Plus some Wensleydale or Lancashire cheese. And a Bushmills if Nicola is still sulking.
 

czechmate

Member
Mixed Farmer
Is this a p!ss take? :scratchhead: Well, as I quaff some fine English foaming ale, eating my best Welsh roast forerib of beef, with fine Pembrokeshire potatoes and then some Cornish ice-cream and apple crumble, with a decent Highland malt to finish - and I'll be listening to what most would deem the best music in the world, all of it British - I shall wallow in my Brexit misery and console myself with what I've got. :)


You’ve discovered Joy Division (y)
 

baabaa

Member
Location
co Antrim
Is this a p!ss take? :scratchhead: Well, as I quaff some fine English foaming ale, eating my best Welsh roast forerib of beef, with fine Pembrokeshire potatoes and then some Cornish ice-cream and apple crumble, with a decent Highland malt to finish - and I'll be listening to what most would deem the best music in the world, all of it British - I shall wallow in my Brexit misery and console myself with what I've got. :)
you could spare a thought for those less fortunate

https://www.independent.ie/business...es-within-days-of-nodeal-brexit-38450011.html
 

Danllan

Member
Location
Sir Gar / Carms
I could, but won't because, of course, there will be a massive air-lift to the ROI from its EU masters friends and partners. Those poor Irishmen, they won't be able to move for the salamis, escargots, brie, pivot, prosecco etc., not to mention the French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel that will be raining down on them, all at bargain prices I'm sure. :)
 

caveman

Member
Location
East Sussex.
I could, but won't because, of course, there will be a massive air-lift to the ROI from its EU masters friends and partners. Those poor Irishmen, they won't be able to move for the salamis, escargots, brie, pivot, prosecco etc., not to mention the French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel that will be raining down on them, all at bargain prices I'm sure. :)
You forgot all that home grown beef they will be left with.
Bet they'll have plenty of chlorinated chooks and hormone beef smuggled across the border to boot. Hard border or not.
 

Raider112

Member
The plan is for plenty of European food and drink – French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel – to remind the Brits what they’re giving up, all to be consumed against a soundscape of nostalgic tunes from the previous Battle of Britain.
Well if it's anywhere near as lively as the party we'll be having they'll enjoy it.
 

Bald Rick

Moderator
Livestock Farmer
Location
Anglesey
The plan is for plenty of European food and drink – French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel – to remind the Brits what they’re giving up, all to be consumed against a soundscape of nostalgic tunes from the previous Battle of Britain.

If these two are going, I'm in ..........


Image result for Dutch partying gif


(for those who don't speak or understand Dutch, they are pleading for a bit of the male appendage - preferably Welsh)
 

Qman

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Near Derby
The plan is for plenty of European food and drink – French wine, German beer, Dutch cheese, Belgian fries, Italian pasta, even Austrian strudel – to remind the Brits what they’re giving up, all to be consumed against a soundscape of nostalgic tunes from the previous Battle of Britain.

This is a daft post. If we want, we will still be able to buy food from Europe, do you think for one minute the French are going to stop sending us their wine? Dutch cheese.....bloody awful rubber muck.

I'm pleased they will be listening the the Battle of Britain tunes cuz it will remind the Dutch who saved them from tyranny 80 years ago. In fact the Dutch hate the Germans with a passion and they would love to beat the Jerries at football, but they aways cock it up.

When the Germans waltzed through Holland, without much resistance, the first thing that happened was the Dutch royal family fled to London and stayed with us till 1945.

The Dutch need to remember who their friends are.
 

vario

Member
I agree it is daft but for the last few years you turn on tv
your hear pm make speech brexit means brexit we are leaving
Since
Wednesday
,
29 March 2017


and how many times has that been said we are leaving and nothing has happened only
verbal diarrhea
It is looking like a big joke at this stage if your looking in from another country
 

Qman

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Near Derby
I agree it is daft but for the last few years you turn on tv
your hear pm make speech brexit means brexit we are leaving
Since
Wednesday
,
29 March 2017


and how many times has that been said we are leaving and nothing has happened only
verbal diarrhea
It is looking like a big joke at this stage if your looking in from another country

You need to realise we have a new proper PM now who will get things done. If he can make Angela Merkel laugh, the world's his lobster.

Just remember who your friends are vario.
 

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