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- Limousin/Charentes toad land
Coronavirus Humour (And conspiracy Theories)
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oldoaktree
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- County Durham
We're still battling 
COVID-19 , and the next thing is here already 
The *NILE Virus, type C*
Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the *C-NILE* virus!
And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —
The *D-NILE* virus.
COVID-19 , and the next thing is here already The *NILE Virus, type C*
Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the *C-NILE* virus!
And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —
The *D-NILE* virus.
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
Hindsight
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- Location
- Lincolnshire
Exfarmer
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- Location
- Bury St Edmunds
Is it correct that, if you catch the Brazilian variant and survive, you have had a close shave?
Buggerallbandwidth
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Trim'n'edge
Boohoo
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- Newtownabbey
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- Limousin/Charentes toad land
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- Devon
- Location
- South Molton
Boris Johnson reveals he's booked to go to pub on 12 April - but a haircut might have to wait
Asked if he's booked a hair appointment for 12 April, the PM quips: "For the pub? Yes. For the haircut? I don't know about that."
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- Limousin
You have to say that his artistic ability is very similar to his political one!Boris Johnson reveals he's booked to go to pub on 12 April - but a haircut might have to wait
Asked if he's booked a hair appointment for 12 April, the PM quips: "For the pub? Yes. For the haircut? I don't know about that."
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Old dogs new tricks?
Old dogs new tricks?
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- Beragh, Co Tyrone, Northern Ireland
