Beef / Lamb & Pig Price Tracker

Mc115reed

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Livestock Farmer
Aye, ok. I've never been to see Vicky but she's a pro and and I've been receiving reports about her for the last 25 years. I have one uncorroborated report (by yourself!) about the size of your k nob. I know what I'd rather believe!
Iv done some research and she retired in 2016 at the grand old age of 78 due too getting cancer… she’s now got dementia too but still going strong … her daughter carried on the show when she packed in after being amazed by it when she first witnessed it at 13 😭, can’t find her age but she looks mid 50s 🤦‍♂️😂
 
I’ll see your Ibiza and raise you Patpong in Bangkok mid 90’s.
Saw things there that still gives me the shivers. Never looked at snakes in the same way since🤣
Several young innocent farmers minds warped forever
Ah OK! I think we have the basis of a TFF farmer's rave/perversion weekend outing! 😂

How the feck did you end up in Bangkok? Hope you didn't end up like the bloke in that movie 🙄
 
Next month would suit me but its never going to happen 😂 out of interest in the history of all strikes how many have been successful in achieving their goals? The miners tried it and it back fired big time .
the miners strike was doomed from the start because the union was full of freemasons who kept leaking their plans to fellow masons in police ,they should be banned from public office
 

mghley

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Location
Derbyshire
Ah OK! I think we have the basis of a TFF farmer's rave/perversion weekend outing! 😂

How the feck did you end up in Bangkok? Hope you didn't end up like the bloke in that movie 🙄
This thread has moved on a long way, not long ago a good day out was an Eccles Cake at Newark or a slab of Malteser cake at Carlisle, now it’s the energy bar and sticky Vicky in Ibiza.
 
This thread has moved on a long way, not long ago a good day out was an Eccles Cake at Newark or a slab of Malteser cake at Carlisle, now it’s the energy bar and sticky Vicky in Ibiza.
I would like to think that it reflects the sophisticated nature of the persons that post therein! We might be obsessed with the meagre return that our flatulent beasts may return but we have a fantastically complicated hinterland out with that!
 

Levelsman

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Livestock Farmer
This thread has moved on a long way, not long ago a good day out was an Eccles Cake at Newark or a slab of Malteser cake at Carlisle, now it’s the energy bar and sticky Vicky in Ibiza.
Got to do something with all the extra profit from selling finished stock!😉

I think we need to add airline ticket price tracker, oh and tree price tracker for offsetting our increased carbon footprint. 😂

Obviously no livestock left to sell!
 

Bob the beef

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Scot Borders
Ah OK! I think we have the basis of a TFF farmer's rave/perversion weekend outing! 😂

How the feck did you end up in Bangkok? Hope you didn't end up like the bloke in that movie 🙄
3 day stopover on way to work in West Australia.

was areal eye opener I can tell you. First night there sat in a bar watching competition with the competitors firing bananas out their f…y at a target above the audience😲
and then there was the snake performance🙈
 

Top Tip.

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Location
highland
Yet food is where politicians seem to think we should cut our spending to pay for the increases in everything else. Seems priorities are all wrong and it shouldn’t be the only thing people can cut.
Probably because in our lifetime food has been cheap and getting cheaper and so plentiful. The present generation really don’t know what it’s like to do without.
 
I never know if it’s pleasing or annoying when you sell your last draw for more then your first draw….
Well that’s right I was pleased to manage to get out of some of them at one point it’s all crystal ball stuff really
Worst part is I’ve never been finished with hoggs as early as this ever I tried to make a bit better job of them this time and bought less rubbish if I had stuck to my usual system there would have been 100 or so left
 

mghley

Member
Location
Derbyshire
That’s good to hear. Hoggs a real trade on Thursday best trade of the season heavies very dear a fair few of what I sold in around the £3 a kilo which I’ve been struggling to get all season
Glad to hear you had that trade for big hoggs, not many weeks ago we were all struggling to get bid 220p when there was plenty around. Had a call from an auctioneer this week chasing big hoggs and only a month ago he was trying to convince me 220p was as much as they were worth. Great example of supply and demand.
 

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