Never mind, that’s the price you’ll have to pay
- Thread starter onthehoof
- Start date
Oh Goody, they have set up a local Blue-tongue & Malaria spreading station down there in the south, the Neospora outbreaks won't be far behind, thankfully our NHS & Vets have nothing better to do............ 
- Location
- sw scotland
How did the beavers install the pipes at the right level?
No doubt had access to rainfall records to help
No doubt had access to rainfall records to help
- Location
- Scottish Highlands
Tongue in cheek, surely?
Will Blackburn
Member
- Location
- Cheshire
Nasty locals moaning about their homes being flooded. 
. That’s no justification for being a bit narky is it?
. That’s no justification for being a bit narky is it?
Will Blackburn
Member
- Location
- Cheshire
I’m not sure, these people don’t have 20:20 vision.
choochter
Member
- Location
- aberdeenshire
well, at least they can shoot and eat the ducks
Exfarmer
Member
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds
you forgot Denge and Zika too. Get a couple of deformed children and the diggers will be out before the boss of the EA is removed from officeOh Goody, they have set up a local Blue-tongue & Malaria spreading station down there in the south, the Neospora outbreaks won't be far behind, thankfully our NHS & Vets have nothing better to do............
No grain though to attract them near the guns as the land won't grow nasty cereals anymore. Perhaps we can eat beaver instead ?
- Location
- Carmarthenshire, West Wales
Is this for real? Or a pisstake? Surely, it can't be real can it?
Ramrod
Member
- Location
- Skendleby Psalter, Lincolnshire
Steady now
- Location
- Northumberland
Didn’t need to be a genius to see it coming. Only to see what’s been happening in the bits of the UK that have had them over 10 years now.
Riverbanks devoid of all the alder & willow that used to line them, banks burrowed into & collapsing into river, Expense for roads & network rail having to alleviate flooding issues caused by them but not allowed to disturb beaver sets in doing so creating more complications, work & expense for the country.
Nature Scot now admitting they are out of hand & creating havoc in the areas they are already established in so now providing a catch & rehoming service to landowners where they will catch them for you, then release into new areas of the country & tell the folks there they will do wonders for their area & no harm at all
You couldn’t make up the stupidity of it all.
This country has completely lost the plot
Exfarmer
Member
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds
beavers have a natural propensity to chase the sound of leaking water and block it. Think the pipes will work for a few days at most. They need special structures to maintain the level but with no sound
- Location
- Herefordshire
Got to be.
Spencer
Member
- Location
- North West
Oh I can remember the referendum.. the same people who voted for Boaty Mcboatface were asked.
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