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    Weekly Caption Competition

    The manual said make sure the radiator has water but it's still not working.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    @CPF you're the winner. I'm assuming your wife was searching for a small farmer, I can't think she'd be looking up anything else related to the picture!
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Thanks. Enjoy.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Vegan ensures balanced diet.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Former children's TV star Bob the builder found drunk at Bognor holiday camp.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    How was Cameron lured back to the cabinet? And why did Therese Coffey leave? This picture explains all.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Event cancelled as Yorkshire rodeo fails to attract more than one spectator.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    ...and I said, "Listen to the smallest violin in the world playing for you, Mr Trump"
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    Clocks BST change.

    Why change your clock to twenty to eight in the evening? So we all agree, move it by five minutes every month 5 minutes x 12=1 hour. Or 10 minutes forward each month for six months then 10 minutes back for next six months. That'll confuse all those who can't change their clocks. It'll also...
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    Vehicle Tax and MOT

    At the moment you can drive in Northern Ireland without an MOT as long as one is booked in due to a huge backlog. You do need an MOT for tax though so in theory if you tax your vehicle before MOT runs out then you could show as no MOT but tax and as long as there is nothing obvious and you've...
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Angry teletubbies attack farmer for ploughing over their home.
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    Biblical weather

    He could pick her up but he only collects in pairs. Does she have a brother or sister or friend nearby?
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Essex lass shows off her baby bump.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    @bovrill as someone with Nordic Sunset coloured hair, I will not take offence. You win.
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    Weekly Caption Competition

    Thanks. Here we go.
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