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  1. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    The manual said make sure the radiator has water but it's still not working.
  2. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    @CPF you're the winner. I'm assuming your wife was searching for a small farmer, I can't think she'd be looking up anything else related to the picture!
  3. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Thanks. Enjoy.
  4. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Vegan ensures balanced diet.
  5. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Former children's TV star Bob the builder found drunk at Bognor holiday camp.
  6. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    How was Cameron lured back to the cabinet? And why did Therese Coffey leave? This picture explains all.
  7. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Event cancelled as Yorkshire rodeo fails to attract more than one spectator.
  8. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    ...and I said, "Listen to the smallest violin in the world playing for you, Mr Trump"
  9. SwanFarm

    Clocks BST change.

    Why change your clock to twenty to eight in the evening? So we all agree, move it by five minutes every month 5 minutes x 12=1 hour. Or 10 minutes forward each month for six months then 10 minutes back for next six months. That'll confuse all those who can't change their clocks. It'll also...
  10. SwanFarm

    Vehicle Tax and MOT

    At the moment you can drive in Northern Ireland without an MOT as long as one is booked in due to a huge backlog. You do need an MOT for tax though so in theory if you tax your vehicle before MOT runs out then you could show as no MOT but tax and as long as there is nothing obvious and you've...
  11. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Angry teletubbies attack farmer for ploughing over their home.
  12. SwanFarm

    Biblical weather

    He could pick her up but he only collects in pairs. Does she have a brother or sister or friend nearby?
  13. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Essex lass shows off her baby bump.
  14. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    @bovrill as someone with Nordic Sunset coloured hair, I will not take offence. You win.
  15. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    Thanks. Here we go.
  16. SwanFarm

    Dealing with depression - suicidal thoughts - Join the conversation (including helpline details)

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ3uHAe6/ Despite it being Norwich. 😉 This is a great video. Worth a look.
  17. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    McDonalds customer not off his trolley after all.
  18. SwanFarm

    Weekly Caption Competition

    @yin ewe who is the winner? Still farming seems to have most likes.
  19. SwanFarm

    Are deaths on Farms figures actually distorted ?

    Perhaps there is a need for a public information campaign about being near farm animals with dogs. Near sheep? Keep it on a lead. Near cows? Be prepared to let go of the lead to allow dog to draw the cows away. I know people will say that people will do their own thing and they are right but...
  20. SwanFarm

    "Rusty" rather than novice but advice on treatment for bought in cattle

    How do the hobbyists get signed off without a crush? Surely vet from the department has to say they've inspected it (and seen the receipt so they know you've not borrowed a neighbours) before giving you a herd number? That's what we have in Northern Ireland. Can't get a cattle number without a...
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