100 reasons why you wouldn't want to be a farmer.

[Old Boar]

Not realising you wiff, until the staff follow you out of the shop with a spray!

 

[Flossie]

Not realising you wiff, until the staff follow you out of the shop with a spray!

That happened in a Post Office I collected from....it wasn't me.......was a very sweaty unwashed chubba that came in for his papers. They kept air freshener behind the counter for when he came in

 

[jade35]

Not realising you wiff, until the staff follow you out of the shop with a spray!

Shopping in Waitrose last night with little splashes of cow muck on my face Didn't realise until son told me when I got back - hope the checkout girl thought they were freckles

 

[Flossie]

Shopping in Waitrose last night with little splashes of cow muck on my face Didn't realise until son told me when I got back - hope the checkout girl thought they were freckles

Ocado-let the food come to you

 

[Old Boar]

At the dentist not long ago, trying to relax in the chair (hovering about a foot above the chair to be honest) and the dentist gently said "I'll just remove this", and held up a clump of blackthorn he had taken from my hair....

I dont think fashion is high on the agenda of most farmers.

 

[Headless chicken]

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That's one of my favourite jobs!

 

[jade35]

Ocado-let the food come to you

I know but I do prefer to see the fruit and veg etc before I buy AND there is no fun if you cannot find any red stickers have introduced the children to quite a few foods that I wouldn't have paid full price for and sometimes Waitrose reductions are very, very good. (Where is the tight farmer smilie)

 

[Flossie]

I know but I do prefer to see the fruit and veg etc before I buy AND there is no fun if you cannot find any red stickers have introduced the children to quite a few foods that I wouldn't have paid full price for and sometimes Waitrose reductions are very, very good. (Where is the tight farmer smilie)

Fruit and veg is bob on

 

[Flossie]

That's one of my favourite jobs!

Maybe not the actual job, more the getting them right

 

[Andrew K]

Politicians- I hate the barstewards.

 

[S J H]

It's a

I know a 16 year old boy who went up your way and got a job onshore pressure washing for £800 a week !

lts all relative though isn't it? He'll probably spend £20 a day on lunch, they don't end up with a lot more.

The thing that gripes me when people know that I farm, is them trying to fill my yard with shite. They think that trees and soil magically disappear on a farm, and it's free to get rid of.

 

[Yale]

The thing that gripes me when people know that I farm, is them trying to fill my yard with shite. They think that trees and soil magically disappear on a farm, and it's free to get rid of.

Yes,we had a guy who lives locally do exactly this a week ago.Expected us to collect it also.

We declined the offer as no payment was mentioned.

The cheek of some folk.

 

[czechmate]

Flies, or is that fly's

 

[RobFZS]

Flies, or is that fly's

little bastads i tend to call them