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<blockquote data-quote="PSQ" data-source="post: 7708241" data-attributes="member: 11374"><p>We were moving the combine through the village and came on a car parked stupidly opposite the local 'award winning' pub. Escort (me) squeezed through, but it was too tight for the combine, so the driver (6'3" bouncer) climbed down the steps and walked into the restaurant. 60 seconds later he comes back with the beetroot faced car owner in tow and staring at his feet, to move his car... </p><p></p><p>We got back to the farm and I asked him what happened back at the pub. </p><p>"I asked the diners if the owner could move their car, and this bloke says he'll be out in 5 minutes, trying to play it cool with his friends. So I says Oi You!, the village is grid locked because you cant fooking park, you've got 60 seconds or I'll push it out of the way. At which point he stops looking quite so cool!" <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite59" alt=":facepalm:" title="Facepalm :facepalm:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":facepalm:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PSQ, post: 7708241, member: 11374"] We were moving the combine through the village and came on a car parked stupidly opposite the local 'award winning' pub. Escort (me) squeezed through, but it was too tight for the combine, so the driver (6'3" bouncer) climbed down the steps and walked into the restaurant. 60 seconds later he comes back with the beetroot faced car owner in tow and staring at his feet, to move his car... We got back to the farm and I asked him what happened back at the pub. "I asked the diners if the owner could move their car, and this bloke says he'll be out in 5 minutes, trying to play it cool with his friends. So I says Oi You!, the village is grid locked because you cant fooking park, you've got 60 seconds or I'll push it out of the way. At which point he stops looking quite so cool!" 😂:facepalm: [/QUOTE]
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