no it's not your eyes!!!

[Bobthebuilder]

yup your not seeing things that IS a pink pigeon that turned up a couple of weeks ago in my fathers garden, no sign of any rings or marks :-/ any1 seen anything like it before

 

[Flossie]

yup your not seeing things that IS a pink pigeon that turned up a couple of weeks ago in my fathers garden, no sign of any rings or marks :-/ any1 seen anything like it before

Maybe it's auditioning for a part in 'The only way is Essex'? (and no, I don't watch it!)

 

[roscoe erf]

Maybe it's auditioning for a part in 'The only way is Essex'? (and no, I don't watch it!)

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is there something your not telling us essex girl

 

[Flossie]

is there something your not telling us essex girl

As I sit here smelling of cow muck from this mornings milking, with my 'outdoor' rather than 'sunbed' complexion, my unmanicured nails and an accent more akin to Fred Dibnah (r.i.p)- nothing could be further from the truth

 

[roscoe erf]

As I sit here smelling of cow muck from this mornings milking, with my 'outdoor' rather than 'sunbed' complexion, my unmanicured nails and an accent more akin to Fred Dibnah (r.i.p)- nothing could be further from the truth

a new series in the making ..............northern girls

 

[Ivor Cornfield]

Mmm, dirty northern girls.

 

[Landy Nick]

Blimey just googled pink pigeon and they do exist. Well this one is a long way from home.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...perts-baffled-spotted-Ealing-west-London.html

 

[tr250]

We had one around the yard all summer but it only had pink tips to its wings about an inch on the ends i thought it was the same as us marking sheep

 

[BBC]

Maybe it's a lost pigeon from Faringdon House in Oxfordshire ......

From Wikipedia
Faringdon is notable for the dyed pigeons at Faringdon House. The custom of dyeing pigeons was originally started by the eccentric Lord Berners.[16] Around the town one can see a number of stone plaques with comments such as "Please do not throw stones at this notice" reflecting Lord Berners' ongoing influence on the town.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Faringdon_dyed_pigeons.jpg

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Mmm, dirty northern girls.

It wouldn't sound quite so inviting if you added the word "smelly" though, would it?

 

[Flossie]

It wouldn't sound quite so inviting if you added the word "smelly" though, would it?

It's ok-I've had a shower

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Well done. That's a minimum requirement I always think!!

With the pigeon, perhaps it's a pensioner been in the salon for a pink rinse?

 

[Wooly]

Mmm, dirty northern girls.

mmmmmmmm, dirty filthy Northern girls.




Ok, I'll get my coat....................... and shirt...............and where did I put my trousers?

 

[Ivor Cornfield]

It wouldn't sound quite so inviting if you added the word "smelly" though, would it?

well if you get a nasty niff of badly wiped bum, turn her over!

 

[Ivor Cornfield]

mmmmmmmm, dirty filthy Northern girls.




Ok, I'll get my coat....................... and shirt...............and where did I put my trousers?

and you can keep going from behind! you bad lad you