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North Yorks farmer boxes in fly tipper
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<blockquote data-quote="Bumble Bee" data-source="post: 3520524" data-attributes="member: 210"><p>I once found a couple of bags of rubbish dumped in our field. When I opened them up I found a job application form for the local Morrisons. Even better, it was filled in! Not only did it provide a name, address and phone number. It also had the ladies shoe size, waist size and blouse size (presumably for her uniform).</p><p></p><p>So I phone up the number and her partner answered. He was quite abrupt and said "it wasn't them that dunit". When I asked him if his other half had size x feet, size x waist and size x blouse he got a bit upset and demanded to know how I knew all this. My answer was "Either I have been a naught boy with your girlfriend, or she has thrown away a job application form in the rubbish that you've dumped in our field. You have 24 hrs to come and pick it up or I will return it too your garden myself.....mixed in with 10 tonnes of cow shite" </p><p></p><p>When I looked the next day it had all been tidied up!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bumble Bee, post: 3520524, member: 210"] I once found a couple of bags of rubbish dumped in our field. When I opened them up I found a job application form for the local Morrisons. Even better, it was filled in! Not only did it provide a name, address and phone number. It also had the ladies shoe size, waist size and blouse size (presumably for her uniform). So I phone up the number and her partner answered. He was quite abrupt and said "it wasn't them that dunit". When I asked him if his other half had size x feet, size x waist and size x blouse he got a bit upset and demanded to know how I knew all this. My answer was "Either I have been a naught boy with your girlfriend, or she has thrown away a job application form in the rubbish that you've dumped in our field. You have 24 hrs to come and pick it up or I will return it too your garden myself.....mixed in with 10 tonnes of cow shite" When I looked the next day it had all been tidied up! [/QUOTE]
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