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- Near Colchester
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what grinds your gears
- Thread starter roscoe erf
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Cab-over Pete
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- Location
- Kenilworth, Warwickshire
- Location
- Worcestershire
Must remember that for friday to put in the wifes valentines card, cheers pete [emoji23]
What's a Valentines day card? Never heard of it!
Nearly
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- Location
- North of York
Might think you've gone deaf on Saturday.
I get the same bug.
- Location
- Perthshire, Scotland
Those fudging retards who thought it was a good idea to climb Ben Nevis yesterday with no winter clothes or boots. Their stupidity put them and others at huge risk to injury or death
Huge respect for mountain rescue going out to find them.
Huge respect for mountain rescue going out to find them.
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What they wearing? Flip flops and sombreros?
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- DD9.
A form of seasonal tat that retailers try and guilt trip the gullible, needy and guilty into buying. ?
- Location
- Perthshire, Scotland
- Location
- Ardrossan Ayrshire
Correct term is "Govan survival gear"
I employ a "treat them mean and keep them keen" policy.
I will probably be major of sofa City for a few nights but the money still in my pocket will keep me warm.
When the inevitable moan does start I just tell her:
"If I ever buy you flowers start to panic!"
- Location
- Hereford
When I was living in Scotland back in the early 80's an old boy in the village said to me ..." my wife only gets a bunch of flowers when there has been a funeral in the Churchyard " I've often smiled at it !
- Location
- Hereford
What does grind my gears is when there has been a road accident and all and sundry start piling flowers where it took place but never come back when the flowers are dead and pick them up ..... they are usually the ones that sit in the pub at night complaining about the council tax !
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- DD9.
I know a chap whose wife not only requires a Valentine’s Day present, but also a pre-valentines present. ?
- Location
- Worcestershire
Is that foreplay. . [emoji57]
What?! Really! Does he spend that kind of money?
My wife wanted to host a party a few years ago, I told her that when I die she could throw a lavish funeral.
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- DD9.
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im not sure, was too busy choking on my drink, didn’t catch the full details.
Thats a materialistic woman right there.
We do feck all, a good meal at home and maybe ice cream for pudding, we don’t need pointless waste of money gifts.
I may sharpen her penknife or get her a new bucket
Nearly
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- Location
- North of York
