Clarkson the farmer

Ffermer Bach

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Livestock Farmer
Unfortunately you can’t turn the clock back. Farms will only get bigger and amalgamated however much we’d like it not to happen.
I think there was a pollution visit paid for by the Welsh Assembly years ago, the advisor who came here said he visited the farm when he was sorting out drainage grants (in the 70's I guess), and he remembered the farm as being a large farm, I told him it is 150 Acres, so now a small farm (I remember the sheep scanner saying he thought you needed 300 acres in a farm like this for a living)
 

Hilly

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I have already posted on various threads my opinions on block planting of Sitka Spruce, I think the politicians are subscribing to group think with their fetish with tree planting, and just all trying to out greenwash the other parties.
Mean while another 180 acre joining a 700acre block jointing another 700 acre block joining another 700 acre block and a gap of few field basically joining keilder is getting planted this autum ...... two family’s out my comunift last couple years , and a lot of farmers in 60’s on massive rented farms all tipped to be planted coming years
 

Ffermer Bach

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Livestock Farmer
Mean while another 180 acre joining a 700acre block jointing another 700 acre block joining another 700 acre block and a gap of few field basically joining keilder is getting planted this autum ...... two family’s out my comunift last couple years , and a lot of farmers in 60’s on massive rented farms all tipped to be planted coming years
I remember reading years ago too, that in Scotland there has been a lot of planting between the open hill and lowland fields, so cutting to two off from each other, making the farms very difficult to farm
 

glasshouse

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lothians
I think there was a pollution visit paid for by the Welsh Assembly years ago, the advisor who came here said he visited the farm when he was sorting out drainage grants (in the 70's I guess), and he remembered the farm as being a large farm, I told him it is 150 Acres, so now a small farm (I remember the sheep scanner saying he thought you needed 300 acres in a farm like this for a living)
I think the welsh got militant and violent when they tried the clearances, as the french did.
Then they liked to come home to a real fire much more recently😂
 

Ffermer Bach

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Livestock Farmer
I think the welsh got militant and violent when they tried the clearances, as the french did.
Then they liked to come home to a real fire much more recently😂
There was the Rebecca Rioters (or Merched Beca) who dressed up in women's clothes and destroyed the toll booths on the toll roads (which were used to fetch lime for the fields) here in this area. Dressed up as women so they would not be recognised.
 

GlennW

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Arable Farmer
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Lincolnshire
and I read an interesting comment somewhere on here, that James Dyson's estate is the same size as the Dutchy of Cornwall, but only employs 40 people. I have no idea if those figures are correct or where they came from, but if they are it is quite damning on some of the very large farming estates (I think it was on the can I make a living from a family 160 acre arable farm thread)
We have Dyson land neighbouring us, I don’t know how many they employ, but I can assure you it is more than 40 :rolleyes:
 

Martin Holden

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Cheltenham
Aunty Beeb is filming here in the village this week for some afternoon Father Brown type stuff that sells like hotcakes in the US. You've never seen so much kit and equipment they bring with them! There must be more than 20 trucks and vehicles stuffed around the village.

Chatting with them this morning, they were not surprised to learn that most people have learned more about real farming from Clarkson in eight episodes than 20 years worth of Countryfile!

Guess what the crew are now watching on their iPads and phones when they are not busy filming?
Isn’t it strange that the best PR farming has probably got in the last few years is from Jezza!! Who’d have thought it? His gung ho approach and then realisation that it ain’t as easy as it looks is endearing to the masses that don’t or didn’t understand farming. I really didn’t think his series would help UK Ag’ but it seems like it is on the fringes!! Wonder how many PR agents are figuring out how to deal with it?
 

melted welly

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Arable Farmer
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DD9.
All the chat about Clarkson helping farming etc , he might be seeing it on his bottom line but im
Not , any hints as to when I will ? My guess is never .

Don’t think could quantify any benefit from it financially…… If there is any.

Think of it more as him having hosted an Open Farm Sunday where attendance was in the millions.

I’m hoping the results are more alongthe lines of Mr Audi pulling into a gateway to let us past on the road instead of screaming to a halt at last minute and giving abuse.

Young Caleb maybe inspire a few potential Costa coffee employees to look beyond their immediate horizons for a career.

His matter of fact delivery especially around his stock would, I hope, also make viewers question some of the shite spouted in media about what goes on.
 

Humble Village Farmer

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Essex
I sincerely cope Caleb can cope with his new found fame and , apparently,being stopped in the street while shopping locally.
Oh well everything comes at a price and not necessarily in money terms.
I expect him and Gerald would be well looked after and not just cast aside. In any case, they are still working together, you would assume.

One thing that came over, is when you have a team like that, where you can trust each other enough to say what you really think, it's like one big family working with a common aim. I'm sure that was one of the things that really struck a chord with the viewers.
 

br jones

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I expect him and Gerald would be well looked after and not just cast aside. In any case, they are still working together, you would assume.

One thing that came over, is when you have a team like that, where you can trust each other enough to say what you really think, it's like one big family working with a common aim. I'm sure that was one of the things that really struck a chord with the viewers.
I think caleb's reaction to clarkson having 7.1million twitter followers said it all
 

Foxcover

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Very good 😌 but I agree great car , my late father had a drink driver crash into him in early 80’s they said if he had not been in a Volvo at that time he would have been killed , back in the day their safty features were streets ahead .

My Mum was also hit by a drunk driver and was also told the only reason she wasn’t killed was because she was in a Volvo estate:)
 

Bald Rick

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Livestock Farmer
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Anglesey
I’ve no issue with Dyson good on him ! His empire will be nothing more than a stich in time . If some has issue with his empire building they should take it out on the farmer selling him the land not him, they are idiots in my eyes anyway .

Interesting thought.

Care to expand?

Personally, if Dyson came in to my yard and offered me £4m I would be on the next plane to the Bahamas.
Farming is a mug's game

Slog away for hours, days, weeks, months & years on end for what? To virtually give away our produce, to be looked down upon by every sector of society, to be used as a football by government & Environmental lobbies/NGOs, ....

Nah, it's a dogs life. Anyone have Dyson's number?
 

Netherfield

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West Yorkshire
Interesting thought.

Care to expand?

Personally, if Dyson came in to my yard and offered me £4m I would be on the next plane to the Bahamas.
Farming is a mug's game

Slog away for hours, days, weeks, months & years on end for what? To virtually give away our produce, to be looked down upon by every sector of society, to be used as a football by government & Environmental lobbies/NGOs, ....

Nah, it's a dogs life. Anyone have Dyson's number?

0800 298 0298

And you can register your vac for warranty at the same time. :)
 

Hilly

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My Mum was also hit by a drunk driver and was also told the only reason she wasn’t killed was because she was in a Volvo estate:)
Not good ,
Interesting thought.

Care to expand?

Personally, if Dyson came in to my yard and offered me £4m I would be on the next plane to the Bahamas.
Farming is a mug's game

Slog away for hours, days, weeks, months & years on end for what? To virtually give away our produce, to be looked down upon by every sector of society, to be used as a football by government & Environmental lobbies/NGOs, ....

Nah, it's a dogs life. Anyone have Dyson's number?
I mean the people who hate and call him are the idiots, I’d need more than 4 million to sell .
 

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