Clarkson the farmer

[Bald Rick]

So Jeremy has bought himself a secondhand Lamborghini R8 270 DCR for his farm

But confessed that he has not yet been able to attach any implements without someone doing it for him.
For the foreseeable future, he will be writing about farming instead of cars in the Sunday Times magazine.
Should be a blast

 

[nelson]

when is his farming progam to be air on amazon

 

[PSQ]

Made by SDF.

 

[Barleycorn]

Thought he said somewhere he was going to buy British (assembled) New Hollands. Obviously photoshopped unless he's shrunk!

 

[Magnum Man]

Does anyone on here farm neighbouring land. I’d love to know the real story. Like the truth behind his claim to be managing the place himself!

 

[betweenthelines]

Clarkson: "I bought a Lamborghini on e-bay and they sent me this thing. Same thing happened when I bought a cheap Roller"

 

[holywell farmer]

So Jeremy has bought himself a secondhand Lamborghini R8 270 DCR for his farm

But confessed that he has not yet been able to attach any implements without someone doing it for him.
For the foreseeable future, he will be writing about farming instead of cars in the Sunday Times magazine.
Should be a blast

I remember in the top gear farming challenge he hired a fastrac 8250

 

[Bald Rick]

Thought he said somewhere he was going to buy British (assembled) New Hollands. Obviously photoshopped unless he's shrunk!

Dunno if photoshopped but here’s another pic. Does look big for 270hp tbh

 

[melted welly]

Dunno if photoshopped but here’s another pic. Does look big for 270hp tbh

They’ve tall front wheels though, like Fendt used to.
Can’t wait for his tv show t start.

 

[Bald Rick]

They’ve tall front wheels though, like Fendt used to.
Can’t wait for his tv show t start.

He does say - and I quote verbatim I hasten to add - that “Every single farmer type who’s seen it says the same thing .. it’s too big. But in my mind tractors are like penises. They cannot be too big.”

Discuss

 

[Martin Holden]

I quite like Jezzer on Top Gear and his columns make numerous reading, but this farming thing of his is a nonsense. At least Harry from Harry’s Farm seems to have understood a fair bit about farming and presents it well

 

[Steevo]

Dunno if photoshopped but here’s another pic. Does look big for 270hp tbh

Looks like a funny lens! Front wheels look huge, tears not so much.Strange angle between front and rear too.

 

[Bald Rick]

Looks like a funny lens! Front wheels look huge, tears not so much.Strange angle between front and rear too.

Dunno. Think it’s just an odd shape as this is off their brochure

 

[Bald Rick]

Just big ...

 

[BBC]

i think that it is all contract farmed and he just ‘helps out’ .....

Heard that he had bought the Lamborghini in Italy and shipped it over, only to find that it had a different linkage of some sort so none of the machinery that he does have fitted it, so then ended up having to spend quite a lot to get it all converted!

 

[hally]

He does say - and I quote verbatim I hasten to add - that “Every single farmer type who’s seen it says the same thing .. it’s too big. But in my mind tractors are like penises. They cannot be too big.”

Discuss

Or tits

 

[Bald Rick]

i think that it is all contract farmed and he just ‘helps out’ .....

Heard that he had bought the Lamborghini in Italy and shipped it over, only to find that it had a different linkage of some sort so none of the machinery that he does have fitted it, so then ended up having to spend quite a lot to get it all converted!

He claims ... so pinch of salt ... that he bought it in Germany for £40k, then put up a barn for £28k as it was too tall for his existing shed(s), another £23k on widening the driveway so it could get up the farm plus a number of field gateways.
Probably very tongue in cheek but it’s good to have him onboard as there are real nuggets in his articles such as pointing out that a few weeks ago his new born lambs had the potential to be worth £100 each but now it was more like £30. That sort of stuff may resonate with some members of the public

 

[Bald Rick]

Or tits

Both can be imo

 

[hally]

Both can be imo

????

 

[jondear]

Or tits

I think they can be !