april fool's joke

[spin cycle]

story popped up on my news feed this morning ....can't find it now

just was 'shepherds avoid overnight lambing by taking rams out at 5pm each day during tupping'

got me....I thought...'who's gonna do that'

latterly realised

 

[serf]

When I seen thread title was expecting to see
RPA or DEFRA ....

 

[Pistonbroke]

story popped up on my news feed this morning ....can't find it now

just was 'shepherds avoid overnight lambing by taking rams out at 5pm each day during tupping'

got me....I thought...'who's gonna do that'

latterly realised

Stockman at a big Hereford herd open day years ago said the bulls go out 8 to 6 Monday to Friday but have the weekend off. Dad said there were some hobby farmers there looking to start a herd for the wife and he heard them saying what a good idea it was. Wasn't even April the first

 

[Lamb's Orchard]

story popped up on my news feed this morning ....can't find it now

just was 'shepherds avoid overnight lambing by taking rams out at 5pm each day during tupping'

got me....I thought...'who's gonna do that'

latterly realised

The Hokey Cokey method: How to make flocks lamb only by day - Farmers Weekly

This story was published on 1 April as an April Fool's joke Sheep farmers can look forward to a stress-free lambing in future after a groundbreaking study

www.fwi.co.uk

This one!

 

[spin cycle]

The Hokey Cokey method: How to make flocks lamb only by day - Farmers Weekly

This story was published on 1 April as an April Fool's joke Sheep farmers can look forward to a stress-free lambing in future after a groundbreaking study

www.fwi.co.uk

This one!

that's it.....spent last 10 mins wondering if 'tamar cross ' was a clever anagram

 

[Lamb's Orchard]

Not quite as funny a name as the NFUs new spokesperson 'Ivor Shovell'

 

[Still Farming]

Not quite as funny a name as the NFUs new spokesperson 'Ivor Shovell'

How deep will he dig???

 

[Still Farming]

Drakeford to get knighted was a Corker too.

 

[Kidds]

Greengrocer that we supply had an article on square tomatoes, if they were open today my missus would have been down there to get some as she thought it was a great idea.
Daftest part is she doesn't even eat them.

 

[serf]

Drakeford to get knighted was a Corker too.

Thought the idea of an April fools was to tell things that weren't true

 

[e5c0rt.mk1]

Surely this has got to be a April fools

 

[Nearly]

 

[muleman]

View attachment 1173251

Could you put up the link again please, it won't play

 

[spin cycle]

in my email inbox....nfu member review of farm assurance....now that must be a 'bad joke'

 

[yellowbelly]

The Hokey Cokey method: How to make flocks lamb only by day - Farmers Weekly

This story was published on 1 April as an April Fool's joke Sheep farmers can look forward to a stress-free lambing in future after a groundbreaking study

www.fwi.co.uk

This one!

Classic @AM_Arable
FW content gets better by the week

 

[Jasper]

We once told a lad who took over for an hour driving a 360 digger to count how many times he turned round and go back the same amount of turns the other way because it would unscrew after a bit he stopped and was looking underneath when we asked him what was up he said he’d lost count