happycows
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- North Devon Cornwall border
In finally what a pain in the arse I’ve had with my excel. Tomorrow deadline if folks still to do.
Your not alone. It was crap. My 9 year old son could have made a better application form.
In finally what a pain in the arse I’ve had with my excel. Tomorrow deadline if folks still to do.
It wasn't great! I hope all that have applied are in a suitable format and don't get thrown out because of failings in the application form.
Fertility and rumination systemwhats folk applied for then or is it top secret.
Cubicle mattresseswhats folk applied for then or is it top secret.
To be fair to the guys at kite by the time they’ve waded through all these applications they be due an Easter breakAs it was based on animal welfare and the enviroment along with making business's sustainable I've applied for a brand new Land Rover Discovery .
Given that it has independently proven test results showing it to be half the Co2 output than my current discovery and only a tiny proportion of the Nox output the Enviromental benefits cannot be disputed .
At only 7.7 seconds the new model has a far quicker 0-60 time, this combined with a top speed of 130mph will greatly reduce transport times for my cows when in the stock trailer ,what with transport being a stress point for livestock I feel this will easily qualify on the improved animal welfare front .
It terms of cost saving to the business this is the real clincher , I like to price my time in the same as my accountant , so £200/hr , I figure due to increased acceleration ,top speed and less time refuelling I will save 250hrs/yr thus £50k . More over the biggest risk/cost to farms is divorce , as I don't intend on telling my wife I bought the discovery with a grant she will think I'm wealthier than I am and thus as there is no such thing as an ugly rich man she will be much less likely to leave me and thereby making my business more sustainable . Reckon I've got this one in the bag
O dear god ha ha could’ve been worse.350 applications
Chose heat detection/rumination collars for my 100 could’ve probably used two grantsdid anyone hear anything, not that I'm hopeful, didn't choose anything off their list so my chances are slim to say the least!
So if these items are needed the the grant is a bonus and you are still going ahead wih there purchase even if grant is not forthcoming