Banana shortage

[Devil's advocate]

There appears to be an acute shortage of Banana's.

What country should we invade to gurantee supply

ASDA have none this is serious.

 

[Netherfield]

We have a bunch here going black.

I can live without bananas.

 

[Devil's advocate]

Banana prices to go up as temperatures rise, says expert

A warming climate and fast-spreading diseases threaten supplies and push up prices, a top banana industry expert warns.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Hindsight]

There appears to be an acute shortage of Banana's.

What country should we invade to gurantee supply

ASDA have none this is serious.

First it was Avacados, now Bananas. Ah the UK will be starved. Next you will be saying Sourdough is in short supply. Tis ending, the world is ending. Brianv was right all along.

 

[Northeastfarmer]

Bananas give me acid so no loss

 

[Netherfield]

Managed to get through two world wars without any. although not personally.

 

[Still Farming]

Potatoes and it would be Serious?

 

[Hindsight]

Managed to get through two world wars without any. although not personally.

Crumbs Netherfield I had you down as a younger man!

 

[Netherfield]

Crumbs Netherfield I had you down as a younger man!

 

[Netherfield]

Nicaragua looks like a starting point for @Devil's advocate

And I've just been advised these are going to be frozen, for later incorporation of a Banana loaf

 

[deleted user 837354]

It's when the loo roll runs out I'll be worried.

 

[suffolksmallholder]

Nicaragua looks like a starting point for @Devil's advocate

And I've just been advised these are going to be frozen, for later incorporation of a Banana loaf

Almost ready for a banana smoothie!
SS

 

[Lamb's Orchard]

Hadn't noticed any shortages. Always buy organic and they have to be eaten before they turn 'specky' or else they are for the compost bin.

 

[GEMS]

Almost ready for a banana smoothie!
SS

Had a mate once -he worked at a banana factory chucking out the bent ones ............

 

[Bury the Trash]

Bananas give me acid so no loss

Same here

 

[Hindsight]

Had a mate once -he worked at a banana factory chucking out the bent ones ............

 

[JockCroft]

It's when the loo roll runs out I'll be worried.

Don't joke. Mrs C saying not many on shelf this morning, Says not many banana's and what was looked small and very green.

 

[fgc325j]

There appears to be an acute shortage of Banana's.

What country should we invade to gurantee supply

ASDA have none this is serious.

A shortage might be due to the fact that Asda is being badly managed ever since it's been taking over by the 2 brothers who owned petrol stations all over the place.
Apparently, debt repayments are around 440 mill, with profits around 250 mill.

 

[Vader]

There appears to be an acute shortage of Banana's.

What country should we invade to gurantee supply

ASDA have none this is serious.

Plenty in M&S

 

[glasshouse]

Yes, we have no bananas.!!