Brexit humour

Highland Mule

Livestock Farmer
Yes I tried to read more of her stuff so will take your word for it, but I think we all have a view on things and write/post or speak from that standpoint, Not at all saying thats wrong its natural but it colours everything we write etc
So, you ridiculed my suggestion that the blog was apolitical, without actually being able to read it? I'm lost for words ;).

Highland Mule

Livestock Farmer
I commented on her winnie the pooh post nothing else
I'm pulling your chain, but your comment was specifically about the blog. the pooh post has nothing to do with her blog, just like my posts on here have nothing to do about my work.

"Sorry if you really believe that blog is non political then Im lost for words"



Boris Johnson held up a wrapped kipper to illustrate his argument about “pointless” EU rules at the final Tory leadership hustings in LondonDAN KITWOOD/GETTY IMAGE

Martin Holden

Grassland Exhibitor
Just mind this thread is a bit of light relief from the heated polarised insults and stuff social media has made of modern politics.....

.....But the thought of BoJo as PM is the best arguement for Scottish independence I can think of :bag:

Agriculture will be one of the many industries he throws under the misleading slogan plastered bus in his pursuit of making the rich much much richer.

BoJo is just as dangerous to the working classes as the Twitter diarrhoea ridden orange ego maniac across the water. He and his mates are making a fortune while he convinces illiterate rednecks that they'll eventually prosper from his snake oil too.

Anyhoo, remember that before the referendum, BoJo featured prominently in this type of cartoon :rolleyes:

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Careful, he may borrow another Trump idea and ask the Scots to Shaw up Hadrians wall at their cost! As I stated elsewhere, he has no where to hide now and has the deliver and lead. That’s a while new ball game from commenting from the margins! Lest see what he can achieve.


Mixed Farmer
Some tragic news. An entire elderly skydiving display team has died in a tragic accident in Essex this weekend after replacing their parachutes with an optimistic attitude.
The incident happened during the Festival of Brexit in Clacton-on-Sea on Sunday when 52 elderly Skydivers leapt from a Tiger Moth 20,000 feet above the seafront.“They had been inspired by Boris Johnson’s speech to replace their parachutes with a plucky and optimistic attitude before they took off. They all seemed really excited about the future.”
“I heard them muttering something about parachutes being health and safety gone mad and how the EU couldn’t make them wear them before they got into the plane.”
A spokesman for the Government told The Rochdale Herald “Obviously these 52 deaths are a tragedy but the important thing is to not let minor things like hitting the beach at 90mph stop you from freeing yourself from the shackles of tyrannical EU health and safety legislation etc etc etc.”

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Written by John Swire

The new Environmental Land Management Scheme (ELMS) must be flexible and have farming at its heart, the NFU said today, as the government consultation draws to a close.

The scheme is due to be rolled out in 2024, replacing the existing environmental schemes currently available under the Common Agricultural Policy (CAP).

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NFU Vice President Tom Bradshaw said: “The consultation on the new ELMS has given us a great opportunity to get a range of views from our...