Lazy Sod
Member
- Location
- Warminster Wiltshire
You just say to Mr Large Scale Polluter:
"Come and visit my carbon credit shop where I can show you our range of beautiful fig leaves, available in various sizes, also we have a wonderful range of new clothes, as supplied to the Emperor. We will charge you an annual fee and we will carry on doing what we were doing already. You will then be able to sleep at night with a clear conscience, and be assured that your activities will harm nobody."
"Come and visit my carbon credit shop where I can show you our range of beautiful fig leaves, available in various sizes, also we have a wonderful range of new clothes, as supplied to the Emperor. We will charge you an annual fee and we will carry on doing what we were doing already. You will then be able to sleep at night with a clear conscience, and be assured that your activities will harm nobody."