Coming Home For Lambing.

Purli R

Member
Still lambing here, got a lamb today out of a yow that had originally been marked as a cull, its mates went a month since. Think there's a hogg in lamb aswel, then we'll be gathering the fell before long so we'll see if any that were marked geld have had lambs, sounds like we don't have a clue whats going on!
Aye,that happens here.:confused:
 

Gator

Never Forgotten
Honorary Member
Location
Lancashire
First lot in for there jab, worm, vit and fry treatment, half our in and the hesvwns open :facepalm:, did try up after afew hours.
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Shed lambs and ewes
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hill shepherd

Member
Livestock Farmer
Still lambing here, got a lamb today out of a yow that had originally been marked as a cull, its mates went a month since. Think there's a hogg in lamb aswel, then we'll be gathering the fell before long so we'll see if any that were marked geld have had lambs, sounds like we don't have a clue whats going on!
The hogg lambed earlier this week, we gathered the fell today for clipping and I've got 6 bonus lambs out of yows that were marked geld, some will be 3 weeks old, some 3 days old, that should be us done now! Was I last?
 

gators girl

Member
Location
Lancashire
Seen this on fb. Made me chuckle


💝🐑 ** ELAINE EXPLAINS ** 🐑💝

#ElaineExplains

Episode 25

Elaine: muuuuuuuuuuuuum
Mummy: what?
Elaine: muuuuuuuuuuuuum
Mummy: Elaine, shhhh, I can hear you from the yard
Elaine: good, I needs you
Mummy: what do you require this time?
Elaine: I is hot 🥵
Mummy: everyone is hot
Elaine: I is hottest
Mummy: I thought you might be!
Elaine: I needs a drink
Mummy: well there’s the trough…
Elaine: yeah I know!
Mummy: so what’s the problem it’s full, it’s clean and there’s not a goldfish in sight 😂
Elaine: don’t bring dat up again, I really fort I had eated that!
Mummy: sorry….so have a drink…
Elaine: I cants reach it from here…
Mummy: very true which is why you have legs…one in each corner, use them!
Elaine: they is not working, I is too hot to move
Mummy: you honestly aren’t expecting me to fetch and carry you a drink surely?
Elaine: who’s Shirley…my name is Elaine!
Mummy: I said surely…🙄
Elaine: oh soz, da heat is affecting my ears too
Mummy: legs and lugs eh? Stationary and deaf….😂
Elaine: pardon!
Mummy: very funny!!
Elaine: I is hot and I wants table service
Mummy: (muttering) if the others see this….
(Mummy wanders off with the bucket)
Elaine: (shouting) I want ice….
Mummy: 🙄 anything else?!
Elaine: yeah now you mention it I likes one of those little umbrellas….and a straw!!
Mummy: 🙄 shut up Elaine
(Mummy returns with a bucket of water from the trough)
Elaine: fanx…wots dat floating in it?!
Mummy: it’s just a feather…I’ll get it out…
(Mummy fishes out the feather)
Elaine: dats better…where’s dat from?
Mummy: a pheasants bum I think…
Elaine: so it’s a cocktail then…😂😂😂
Mummy: very good Elaine…very good!
Elaine: I is funny!!
Mummy: yes you are, right don’t tell the others I’ve fetched you a drink or I’ll become a blooming waitress!
Elaine: I won’t mum but I is still hot…
Mummy: go and sit under that tree
Elaine: dats a good idea
(Elaine wanders off and sits under the tree)
Mummy: right I’ll be back later to see if you’ve cooled down a bit
Elaine: ok sees you later
(Mummy goes about her business and returns to the field an hour or so later)
Mummy: how hot are you now?
Elaine: gas mark 8 and rising!
Mummy: oh well, you’re nearly done then!!! 🥩🍖🍽 😜😬
Elaine: done?
Mummy: never mind! 😬
Elaine: wot is dat you is eating?
Mummy: ice cream
Elaine: I likes ice cream
Mummy: I thought you might, have you had it before?
Elaine: no
Mummy: so how do you know?
Elaine: I just does!
Mummy: want a lick?
Elaine: yeah go on then?
(Mummy holds the lolly stick out for Elaine to try it)
Mummy: erm…not all of…..it 🙄😜
Elaine: cor dat was good
Mummy: you ate it all and nibbled the stick
Elaine: soz, I got carried away!
Mummy: you’ve got some ice cream on your nose!
Elaine: let’s me lick it hangs on…all gone?
Mummy: yes…a bit like my ice cream!!!!
Elaine: does you have more?
Mummy: yes in the freezer in the house
Elaine: I wants a freezer…
Mummy: out here!! 😂
Elaine: yes…where else would I keep my ice creams?! 🤷🏼‍♀️
Mummy: you’re a sheep, sheep don’t have personal refrigerators you know!
Elaine: I should…
Mummy: why?
Elaine: cos I is special
Mummy: you can say that again!! 🙄
Elaine: there’s another reason too
Mummy: and that is???
Elaine: it’ll be somewhere to put my magnets!!!
Mummy: a full set of 3?
Elaine: yes of course…
Mummy: you’re so sweet Elaine, I love you 😍
Elaine: loves you too mum, fanx for my ice cream
Mummy: you’re welcome!

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firther

Member
Location
holmfirth
Seen this on fb. Made me chuckle


💝🐑 ** ELAINE EXPLAINS ** 🐑💝

#ElaineExplains

Episode 25

Elaine: muuuuuuuuuuuuum
Mummy: what?
Elaine: muuuuuuuuuuuuum
Mummy: Elaine, shhhh, I can hear you from the yard
Elaine: good, I needs you
Mummy: what do you require this time?
Elaine: I is hot 🥵
Mummy: everyone is hot
Elaine: I is hottest
Mummy: I thought you might be!
Elaine: I needs a drink
Mummy: well there’s the trough…
Elaine: yeah I know!
Mummy: so what’s the problem it’s full, it’s clean and there’s not a goldfish in sight 😂
Elaine: don’t bring dat up again, I really fort I had eated that!
Mummy: sorry….so have a drink…
Elaine: I cants reach it from here…
Mummy: very true which is why you have legs…one in each corner, use them!
Elaine: they is not working, I is too hot to move
Mummy: you honestly aren’t expecting me to fetch and carry you a drink surely?
Elaine: who’s Shirley…my name is Elaine!
Mummy: I said surely…🙄
Elaine: oh soz, da heat is affecting my ears too
Mummy: legs and lugs eh? Stationary and deaf….😂
Elaine: pardon!
Mummy: very funny!!
Elaine: I is hot and I wants table service
Mummy: (muttering) if the others see this….
(Mummy wanders off with the bucket)
Elaine: (shouting) I want ice….
Mummy: 🙄 anything else?!
Elaine: yeah now you mention it I likes one of those little umbrellas….and a straw!!
Mummy: 🙄 shut up Elaine
(Mummy returns with a bucket of water from the trough)
Elaine: fanx…wots dat floating in it?!
Mummy: it’s just a feather…I’ll get it out…
(Mummy fishes out the feather)
Elaine: dats better…where’s dat from?
Mummy: a pheasants bum I think…
Elaine: so it’s a cocktail then…😂😂😂
Mummy: very good Elaine…very good!
Elaine: I is funny!!
Mummy: yes you are, right don’t tell the others I’ve fetched you a drink or I’ll become a blooming waitress!
Elaine: I won’t mum but I is still hot…
Mummy: go and sit under that tree
Elaine: dats a good idea
(Elaine wanders off and sits under the tree)
Mummy: right I’ll be back later to see if you’ve cooled down a bit
Elaine: ok sees you later
(Mummy goes about her business and returns to the field an hour or so later)
Mummy: how hot are you now?
Elaine: gas mark 8 and rising!
Mummy: oh well, you’re nearly done then!!! 🥩🍖🍽 😜😬
Elaine: done?
Mummy: never mind! 😬
Elaine: wot is dat you is eating?
Mummy: ice cream
Elaine: I likes ice cream
Mummy: I thought you might, have you had it before?
Elaine: no
Mummy: so how do you know?
Elaine: I just does!
Mummy: want a lick?
Elaine: yeah go on then?
(Mummy holds the lolly stick out for Elaine to try it)
Mummy: erm…not all of…..it 🙄😜
Elaine: cor dat was good
Mummy: you ate it all and nibbled the stick
Elaine: soz, I got carried away!
Mummy: you’ve got some ice cream on your nose!
Elaine: let’s me lick it hangs on…all gone?
Mummy: yes…a bit like my ice cream!!!!
Elaine: does you have more?
Mummy: yes in the freezer in the house
Elaine: I wants a freezer…
Mummy: out here!! 😂
Elaine: yes…where else would I keep my ice creams?! 🤷🏼‍♀️
Mummy: you’re a sheep, sheep don’t have personal refrigerators you know!
Elaine: I should…
Mummy: why?
Elaine: cos I is special
Mummy: you can say that again!! 🙄
Elaine: there’s another reason too
Mummy: and that is???
Elaine: it’ll be somewhere to put my magnets!!!
Mummy: a full set of 3?
Elaine: yes of course…
Mummy: you’re so sweet Elaine, I love you 😍
Elaine: loves you too mum, fanx for my ice cream
Mummy: you’re welcome!

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