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Bloody hell I wish, I'd of finished sooner60 for Gators
Bloody hell I wish, I'd of finished sooner60 for Gators
Aye,that happens here.Still lambing here, got a lamb today out of a yow that had originally been marked as a cull, its mates went a month since. Think there's a hogg in lamb aswel, then we'll be gathering the fell before long so we'll see if any that were marked geld have had lambs, sounds like we don't have a clue whats going on!
Last batch all done, back to the moor tomorra, next time there home it'll be weaning time, dozen culls for market tomorra.View attachment 972009
Bount ta rain now sheep are finished and ready to cut grass
Weren't me ☺ ,Wonder who was shearing in Edinburgh yesterday - 41mm of rain in an hour at the botanic gardens.
The hogg lambed earlier this week, we gathered the fell today for clipping and I've got 6 bonus lambs out of yows that were marked geld, some will be 3 weeks old, some 3 days old, that should be us done now! Was I last?Still lambing here, got a lamb today out of a yow that had originally been marked as a cull, its mates went a month since. Think there's a hogg in lamb aswel, then we'll be gathering the fell before long so we'll see if any that were marked geld have had lambs, sounds like we don't have a clue whats going on!
Not room for mine then by looks38 sheets ta shift , 3 loadView attachment 976813
If only yad of said summut soonerNot room for mine then by looks
But where's it going?View attachment 976851
If only yad of said summut sooner
That's why a dint go ta bradystan this timetrip to bradford for nowt en all
Have you used the proper strap hooks or the cheap flimsy rope hooks? (see thread elsewhere)38 sheets ta shift , 3 loadView attachment 976813
Jus what's availableHave you used the proper strap hooks or the cheap flimsy rope hooks? (see thread elsewhere)
brilliant thatSeen this on fb. Made me chuckle
** ELAINE EXPLAINS **
#ElaineExplains
Episode 25
Elaine: muuuuuuuuuuuuum
Mummy: what?
Elaine: muuuuuuuuuuuuum
Mummy: Elaine, shhhh, I can hear you from the yard
Elaine: good, I needs you
Mummy: what do you require this time?
Elaine: I is hot
Mummy: everyone is hot
Elaine: I is hottest
Mummy: I thought you might be!
Elaine: I needs a drink
Mummy: well there’s the trough…
Elaine: yeah I know!
Mummy: so what’s the problem it’s full, it’s clean and there’s not a goldfish in sight
Elaine: don’t bring dat up again, I really fort I had eated that!
Mummy: sorry….so have a drink…
Elaine: I cants reach it from here…
Mummy: very true which is why you have legs…one in each corner, use them!
Elaine: they is not working, I is too hot to move
Mummy: you honestly aren’t expecting me to fetch and carry you a drink surely?
Elaine: who’s Shirley…my name is Elaine!
Mummy: I said surely…
Elaine: oh soz, da heat is affecting my ears too
Mummy: legs and lugs eh? Stationary and deaf….
Elaine: pardon!
Mummy: very funny!!
Elaine: I is hot and I wants table service
Mummy: (muttering) if the others see this….
(Mummy wanders off with the bucket)
Elaine: (shouting) I want ice….
Mummy: anything else?!
Elaine: yeah now you mention it I likes one of those little umbrellas….and a straw!!
Mummy: shut up Elaine
(Mummy returns with a bucket of water from the trough)
Elaine: fanx…wots dat floating in it?!
Mummy: it’s just a feather…I’ll get it out…
(Mummy fishes out the feather)
Elaine: dats better…where’s dat from?
Mummy: a pheasants bum I think…
Elaine: so it’s a cocktail then…
Mummy: very good Elaine…very good!
Elaine: I is funny!!
Mummy: yes you are, right don’t tell the others I’ve fetched you a drink or I’ll become a blooming waitress!
Elaine: I won’t mum but I is still hot…
Mummy: go and sit under that tree
Elaine: dats a good idea
(Elaine wanders off and sits under the tree)
Mummy: right I’ll be back later to see if you’ve cooled down a bit
Elaine: ok sees you later
(Mummy goes about her business and returns to the field an hour or so later)
Mummy: how hot are you now?
Elaine: gas mark 8 and rising!
Mummy: oh well, you’re nearly done then!!! 🍽
Elaine: done?
Mummy: never mind!
Elaine: wot is dat you is eating?
Mummy: ice cream
Elaine: I likes ice cream
Mummy: I thought you might, have you had it before?
Elaine: no
Mummy: so how do you know?
Elaine: I just does!
Mummy: want a lick?
Elaine: yeah go on then?
(Mummy holds the lolly stick out for Elaine to try it)
Mummy: erm…not all of…..it
Elaine: cor dat was good
Mummy: you ate it all and nibbled the stick
Elaine: soz, I got carried away!
Mummy: you’ve got some ice cream on your nose!
Elaine: let’s me lick it hangs on…all gone?
Mummy: yes…a bit like my ice cream!!!!
Elaine: does you have more?
Mummy: yes in the freezer in the house
Elaine: I wants a freezer…
Mummy: out here!!
Elaine: yes…where else would I keep my ice creams?!
Mummy: you’re a sheep, sheep don’t have personal refrigerators you know!
Elaine: I should…
Mummy: why?
Elaine: cos I is special
Mummy: you can say that again!!
Elaine: there’s another reason too
Mummy: and that is???
Elaine: it’ll be somewhere to put my magnets!!!
Mummy: a full set of 3?
Elaine: yes of course…
Mummy: you’re so sweet Elaine, I love you
Elaine: loves you too mum, fanx for my ice cream
Mummy: you’re welcome!
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