Confessions of the Sheep/Beef Cattle/Pig Addicts

JSmith

Member
Livestock Farmer
There was a women on a YouTube channel the other day who was earning millions because she was a good looking Arab who teaches about philosophy and then played with her self. People offer here $500m to meet her but she’s earning so much it’s not even worth it.
I wonder if people would pay to see me plastered in shít, lamb a ewe, do a bit of poetry and then play with myself?? 😂
Gecko, bring the tripod my man, we’re onto something here, we could assassinate a couple of Shetland while we’re on aswell, you wear the shorts, this is sounding better every second
 

Estate fencing.

Member
Livestock Farmer
I wonder if people would pay to see me plastered in shít, lamb a ewe, do a bit of poetry and then play with myself?? 😂
Gecko, bring the tripod my man, we’re onto something here, we could assassinate a couple of Shetland while we’re on aswell, you wear the shorts, this is sounding better every second
He was a tripod before you even mentioned killing the Shetlands.
 

Nithsdale

Member
Livestock Farmer
Be so bloody happy when this grass is all wrapped up! Belt some feet on and get the aftermaths ready for the impending store lamb crash when Niths accepts me offer and just sends the rest of his lambs direct 👍


Sold the absolute runts at Longtown yesterday - Chindales topped at £133. Averaged £124.50 for 50 head... they've a bit of frame but nowhere near fat.



Oh how glad I am you didn't bully me into taking your pisstake £40 offer last summer 🤣😎
 
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My offerings for ciren tomorrow
 

Fendt516profi

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Yorkshire
🤔🤔 Someone's looking for a straw chopper to bed calves what a novel idea
 

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