Confessions of the Sheep/Beef Cattle/Pig Addicts

Anymulewilldo

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Cheshire
Doesn't matter. It was a shyte offer then, and it's a f**king shyte offer now 🤣


Pretty sure you wanted me to cover the haulage too


It's ridiculous how the bottom end of lambs you've had to keep turns into the top end this time of year 🤦🏻‍♂️
You’re talking crap again. As part of the deal I offered to arrange haulage!!
 

andyt87

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Glamorgan
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Now that’s a rare body of beef 🤦🏻‍♂️ 19m old “limousin” cross bull. The blues with him are 8m old. Looks like 150kg of mince to me? Good job we eat plenty of beef!

You reckon he's just a shite non-doer or has someone slipped a wagyu X jersey bull on you?

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https://philipwarrenbutchers.co.uk/products/wagyu-x-jersey-rib
 

Bob the beef

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Scot Borders
There are people who will pay money for some weird sh!t, heard on the radio other day about a chap selling bottles of his bath water😲
Yep that’s on the the back of the film Saltburn, where a bloke jerks off into his bath and another fella drinks said bath water. Wasted 2 hrs of my life watching that at Christmas. Mrs Bob was told it was really good and a bit edgy. It’s total utter feckin shyte. Don’t ever waste the time
 

Cowpoke82

Member
Mixed Farmer
Yep that’s on the the back of the film Saltburn, where a bloke jerks off into his bath and another fella drinks said bath water. Wasted 2 hrs of my life watching that at Christmas. Mrs Bob was told it was really good and a bit edgy. It’s total utter feckin shyte. Don’t ever waste the time
I read this an thought @JSmith had posted it
@Bob the beef im Shocked
 

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