diary of a comedy sheep farm

carbonfibre farmer

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Arable Farmer
I’m sure. I mustn’t mock our dear leader
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spin cycle

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north norfolk
He was posing for photos at one point!🤦‍♂️🙈🤐🤣
and yet the 'official' photos are nowhere to be seen whilst the one selected...looks like an entry for the 'all norfolk double chin championship'....actually it was moment of crisis....i'd mislaid my lighter :rolleyes:

feckin done in again tonight....i was explaining to charlie how trying to get anything done over and above the chores is like 'guerilla warfare'....try to catch odd time .....first up the admiral was drowsy....it's happening a lot.....she used to be up around the yard 7am and dressed by the time i get there....but now she's suddenly slowed.....she was happy to wait for K to do rounds so i took the opportunity to 'dig' the hedgecutter outta the barn and run her up....she's been stood up 3 years :bag:...anyhoo everything seems to work but i guess well see once we get going:rolleyes:.....made me a bit late cos there were some sheepy work K needed a hand with

bit frazzed i finally get going over to charlies and calm down a little....get there about 1:30.....we load up and mardle:)...i decline refreshments cos a/ i'd had a mars duo + costa and b/ wanted to leave room for a 'hunger hut' special on way home:love: (only to find it closed😭btw).......charlie has a new phone....as it takes photos you can hear it....NOW i know he's a papparatzi so i indulge with some 'poses'...but every time my back is turned i can still hear the fekkin camera going:rolleyes:

apparently t'other day mrs charlie was mid sentance asking him when we lambed only to correct herself 'oh..i remember..he lambs all year round'......i confidently tell charlie that i'm gradually improving and that i'm sure our 'unplanned' lambings will be in single figures this year.....so what do i find at home:rolleyes:...setta twins😁....having a quick count up we're up to 7 and we're 2 months from official start:bag:
 

carbonfibre farmer

Member
Arable Farmer
and yet the 'official' photos are nowhere to be seen whilst the one selected...looks like an entry for the 'all norfolk double chin championship'....actually it was moment of crisis....i'd mislaid my lighter :rolleyes:

feckin done in again tonight....i was explaining to charlie how trying to get anything done over and above the chores is like 'guerilla warfare'....try to catch odd time .....first up the admiral was drowsy....it's happening a lot.....she used to be up around the yard 7am and dressed by the time i get there....but now she's suddenly slowed.....she was happy to wait for K to do rounds so i took the opportunity to 'dig' the hedgecutter outta the barn and run her up....she's been stood up 3 years :bag:...anyhoo everything seems to work but i guess well see once we get going:rolleyes:.....made me a bit late cos there were some sheepy work K needed a hand with

bit frazzed i finally get going over to charlies and calm down a little....get there about 1:30.....we load up and mardle:)...i decline refreshments cos a/ i'd had a mars duo + costa and b/ wanted to leave room for a 'hunger hut' special on way home:love: (only to find it closed😭btw).......charlie has a new phone....as it takes photos you can hear it....NOW i know he's a papparatzi so i indulge with some 'poses'...but every time my back is turned i can still hear the fekkin camera going:rolleyes:

apparently t'other day mrs charlie was mid sentance asking him when we lambed only to correct herself 'oh..i remember..he lambs all year round'......i confidently tell charlie that i'm gradually improving and that i'm sure our 'unplanned' lambings will be in single figures this year.....so what do i find at home:rolleyes:...setta twins😁....having a quick count up we're up to 7 and we're 2 months from official start:bag:
I'd even brought some local butchers specials for our beloved leader...(he never mentioned the Mars bar and Costa 🤔🤔)

The "extra" lambs garnered a big laugh from Mrs Charlie 😆 and if you want some pretty hatching eggs, you know where to come 😉

"Indulge" with poses?? 🤔🤔, spin brought a spirt level and tape measure along deliberately 🤣

Anyway, onwards to the official photos!!

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Warranty was discussed about the new toy....but quickly discounted when grain dryers and @robbie was mentioned!by spin, not me😄

At least spinney got home alright....talk after finding the lighter of trundling up the road with flames coming out the back of the trailer 😳

I did greet him on to the place with a rifle in my hands too 🙈

I also didn't like the dirty laugh, sid James style, when discussing what the pallet tines will lift 😳😳🙈
 

spin cycle

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Location
north norfolk
Old @spin cycle looks like he's rolled himself a fat one, so he's mellowed by the time he's got to attleborough but I bet he had a hell of a case of the munchies by the time he got to Holt!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@carbonfibre farmer did he have Bob Marley playing at full volume as he went down the drive?????🤣

no that was just the ifor springs on the 'lane' :rolleyes: 😁

also i detect a bit of 'poetic licence' from young charlie 1/dirty laugh:scratchhead: 2/ warranty....the drier i sold you was 'spares/repair' whilst the 3pt pallet forks were sold 'modified and tested to 750kg' yet he seeks same 'warranty' conditions:scratchhead:

TBF i think he panicked after he heard me hammering the jack on the trailer and is worried about how long the forks will last chez moi😁
 

carbonfibre farmer

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Arable Farmer
no that was just the ifor springs on the 'lane' :rolleyes: 😁

also i detect a bit of 'poetic licence' from young charlie 1/dirty laugh:scratchhead: 2/ warranty....the drier i sold you was 'spares/repair' whilst the 3pt pallet forks were sold 'modified and tested to 750kg' yet he seeks same 'warranty' conditions:scratchhead:

TBF i think he panicked after he heard me hammering the jack on the trailer and is worried about how long the forks will last chez moi😁
You need to look at the invoice a little closer spin 😁😉🤣

At least you got the hammer out, not the saw and other "stuff" you had in there!
 

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