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It's the peas @primmiemooThey look an even litter from that angle. Feeding must be right.
It's the peas @primmiemooThey look an even litter from that angle. Feeding must be right.
If it was reverse psychology it's working well so far ....You numpty....I thought you were using some sort of reverse psychology
I won't show carbonfibre canary
If it was reverse psychology it's working well so far ....
Happy 18th to Cinders - milestone birthday...4am....resisting the temptation to go up to the lambing shed (K will do early check) and questioning if i'm really 'cut out' emotionally for the 'lambing rollercoaster'......i feel it can go from the 'best job in the world to the worst' and back again in hours?....given my fragile mental health and the other strains i have what am i doing?.....take yesterday morning .....thank feck we're inside cos with the rain lashing down it was still grim enough...a run of singles overnight but at least they're strong lambs that won;t take a lot of attention....the ewe hogg pen was also grim....prior we've had one slip....another found dead in it's sack and i pulled a dead one that morning (which was the second like that).....swearing/fed up i find myself beating myself looking for answers
then the rain stops....the sun comes out....i scrape the yard that cheers me slightly and i notice a ewe thats got a harness on AND been unwell trying to lamb...i fear the worst.......harness off i help her ....two near death lambs are retrieved and got going.....i don't think she'll be able to rear them but thats not the point......at least i've not had to lift the lid of the wheelie bin...i cheer up slightly.....i've latterly realised that as we've cut back our little flock has aged and my paranoia about anything that goes wrong is fed...fast forward about 12 hours and a hurdler has a set of lively twins....then she promptly has another set and suddenly (with my poorly ewe) we have a clutch of orphans ......ok so orphans can be a pain but my morale lifts...my paranoia perhaps a little unfounded?
another 4 hours we're having a little friends/family soiree in the holiday let for cinders 18th which is today....the yorkies come along and ,would you believe it, mrs yorkie has a lucas key in her purse....'wherever we go to sales him's always looking to start summat' she rolls her eyes laughing.....i borrow it .......everybody mixing really well i sneak out for a rollie.....the faintest of sounds on the air and i'm minded to look at hogg section....there she is...new mum vigorously licking 'a live one'.......the relief that perhaps i'm not that incompetent as i thought more important than anything else
the 'big match'......talking to the cat....he and his son will catch the 8;25 train cromer to norwich fearing they won't get a good table at the pre match pub.....what a contrast in lifestyles....both of us could think of nothing worse than spending our saturday as the other
right time for little sleep before we get 'underway again'........mind i've a trifle to get out of the freezer first
Already!?!?Happy 18th to Cinders - milestone birthday...
The Hokey Cokey method: How to make flocks lamb only by day - Farmers Weekly
Sheep farmers can look forward to a stress-free lambing in future after a groundbreaking study revealed how to make sheep only give birth in the daytime.www.fwi.co.uk
This one!
Hopefully a good entry today....
Father and I have provided much,much merriment for our diary scribe this morning
I'm crying with laughteri don't care if it was a prank ...i'm trying it for next year.....most of my fekkers lambed twixt 11:30 and 6am when twas my turn on night checks .....that said we're two thirds done and things have chipped up......including our disastrous start the live lambs ratio has just gone past 150% and we're even getting live lambs outta the hoggs......though they're throwing rat size twins instead of decent single....we're over the 'hump' but i've found it a hard slog that i've not enjoyed TBH....even to the extent of pondering whether it's my last lambing....even with fat lambs at £150 it's still hard work.....christ knows how the 'proper lads/lasses' do it.....so friday/saturday was one last effort....the midland feed nut bag was shrinking but so is our usage as lambs sold....outfits turned out.....didn't fancy buying another bag so decided to divert after mart to charlie's for a tub of peas....i've a little barley left + i've found a possible barley remnant on another farm.....plan was stuff one of my black tubs in back of berli (they bend slightly unlike an ibc...then partition at front of trailer for pallet then hoggs for mart.......at the farm 6am saturday and pulled a fekkin great single then off to mart...having a good ponder on the way....item 1....despite the higher prices i'm no better off cos i (like many others probably) have less to sell....granted i've kept fair few ewe hoggs back but even so the lower lambing % and cutting the flock back to make way for greeny options to offset bps loss means i've not really cashed in....item 2...i'm always coming up with ,admittedly quite good dodgy plans, but seem hapless in executing them.....is a 'good plan poorly executed' better than a 'bad plan well executed'....then i got distracted by a lady jogger with big boobs and my musings were over
left mart about 7:45 (note that tis about hour and a bit from home to mart).........i'm getting close to charlie's (tis about 20 miles)......but you can see their 'ponderosa' quite some way off ,even before the endless access lane, in the flat open landscape.....reminds me of 'the little house on the praire' .......so there i am 'negotiating' the lane that actually is in quite good nick.....couple of hundred yards ahead another car that,turns out, is 'old strapping lad' (charlie snr)....'strapping young lad' himself is rolling peas.....into the yard i pull....reverse up then i need to unhitch trailer to get black tub out of berli....bearing in mind i'm 'zombie like' i don't really take on board osl's chat about pea drilling....syl arrives.....my eye catches three wheels on syl's flat trailer.....12.5 6 stud..i need one a those so i move to investigate...in hindsight was it 'happy coincidence' or syl's 'cunning trap'....if it was it didn't go completely to plan for just then the three of us (myself...syl....osl) are transported back in time to steptoe& son (you can work out who is who)
customer wanders over to trailer 'ooh i need one of these...are they for sale'
harrold...'ooh i dunno...i've just got them in an online auction...i suppose ,as a mate you could have one?'
albert....'ere..they were a bargain wern't they? £75 for the three?'
harrold (exacerbated ).....'you silly ole man....you just told him how much i bought em for'
customer....laughing.....a fair price set and a wheel added to the 'shopping list'
back in the now osl declares he's off pea drilling wanders over to the tractor/loader/big bag peas....i wander back to berli to extract tub....'syl exclaims 'for god sake move...he WILL hit you'.....taken aback slightly i move the berli....get tub out and roll it towards the store....spilling the merest of mere remnants from the tub on the way... my eye catches sight of a sieve by the door that i think nowt more of.......now syl has a new set of ' chinesium crane scales' that ,to me, he shows an enthusiasm bordering on ocd in using.....each bag of peas now has a ticket inside....a bag weighing 416.47kg is selected.....so i've got peas and a wheel so far but syl must feel he's got a 'live one'.....'want any barley?' he says......'how?' says i 'i've only one tub?'......'easy... you can borrow pea bag....i reckon i can get that in front of stock box.....then barley in tub behind'......TBF sounded a decent idea....i'd have enough grub then to finish season in one visit.....the bag went on almost to the front then i thought pallet...tub on pallet...tractor bucket barley tipped into...calculate....oh no...out came some straps and the tub suspended via the crane scales in slightly precarious fashion ...then it's filled by hand bucket....turns out weighing things is a 'family hobby'.....osl weighs a lot of part bags of seed/fert......moving on... 470kg of barley later the tub is lowered onto the pallet and i watch syl wrestle the straps out thinking 'thats the kinda thing i normally do'....back to 'good plan poorly executed'.....so the pallet is offered up to trailer but won't quite go on to allow the gates to shut...the bag needs pushing forward,,,,second attempt after trailer wheels chocked....it moves and the load is secured.....i retire to berli for a rollie but something shiny in the peas i spilt catches my eye....'an 11mm spanner?.....how the feck did that get there?' thinks i.....syl wanders over....'you know dad will sweep all those up and sieve them clean' he says pointing at the sieve by the grain store door.....in a hint of wickedness i bury the 11mm spanner back in the peas when syl retires knowing the 'whoop' of delight from a certain 'yard prospector' will a/ be heard in possibly thetford and b/ the tale of it's discovery be recounted several times to syl himself
i'm a bad person
The spanners not been mentioned once.i don't care if it was a prank ...i'm trying it for next year.....most of my fekkers lambed twixt 11:30 and 6am when twas my turn on night checks .....that said we're two thirds done and things have chipped up......including our disastrous start the live lambs ratio has just gone past 150% and we're even getting live lambs outta the hoggs......though they're throwing rat size twins instead of decent single....we're over the 'hump' but i've found it a hard slog that i've not enjoyed TBH....even to the extent of pondering whether it's my last lambing....even with fat lambs at £150 it's still hard work.....christ knows how the 'proper lads/lasses' do it.....so friday/saturday was one last effort....the midland feed nut bag was shrinking but so is our usage as lambs sold....outfits turned out.....didn't fancy buying another bag so decided to divert after mart to charlie's for a tub of peas....i've a little barley left + i've found a possible barley remnant on another farm.....plan was stuff one of my black tubs in back of berli (they bend slightly unlike an ibc...then partition at front of trailer for pallet then hoggs for mart.......at the farm 6am saturday and pulled a fekkin great single then off to mart...having a good ponder on the way....item 1....despite the higher prices i'm no better off cos i (like many others probably) have less to sell....granted i've kept fair few ewe hoggs back but even so the lower lambing % and cutting the flock back to make way for greeny options to offset bps loss means i've not really cashed in....item 2...i'm always coming up with ,admittedly quite good dodgy plans, but seem hapless in executing them.....is a 'good plan poorly executed' better than a 'bad plan well executed'....then i got distracted by a lady jogger with big boobs and my musings were over
left mart about 7:45 (note that tis about hour and a bit from home to mart).........i'm getting close to charlie's (tis about 20 miles)......but you can see their 'ponderosa' quite some way off ,even before the endless access lane, in the flat open landscape.....reminds me of 'the little house on the praire' .......so there i am 'negotiating' the lane that actually is in quite good nick.....couple of hundred yards ahead another car that,turns out, is 'old strapping lad' (charlie snr)....'strapping young lad' himself is rolling peas.....into the yard i pull....reverse up then i need to unhitch trailer to get black tub out of berli....bearing in mind i'm 'zombie like' i don't really take on board osl's chat about pea drilling....syl arrives.....my eye catches three wheels on syl's flat trailer.....12.5 6 stud..i need one a those so i move to investigate...in hindsight was it 'happy coincidence' or syl's 'cunning trap'....if it was it didn't go completely to plan for just then the three of us (myself...syl....osl) are transported back in time to steptoe& son (you can work out who is who)
customer wanders over to trailer 'ooh i need one of these...are they for sale'
harrold...'ooh i dunno...i've just got them in an online auction...i suppose ,as a mate you could have one?'
albert....'ere..they were a bargain wern't they? £75 for the three?'
harrold (exacerbated ).....'you silly ole man....you just told him how much i bought em for'
customer....laughing.....a fair price set and a wheel added to the 'shopping list'
back in the now osl declares he's off pea drilling wanders over to the tractor/loader/big bag peas....i wander back to berli to extract tub....'syl exclaims 'for god sake move...he WILL hit you'.....taken aback slightly i move the berli....get tub out and roll it towards the store....spilling the merest of mere remnants from the tub on the way... my eye catches sight of a sieve by the door that i think nowt more of.......now syl has a new set of ' chinesium crane scales' that ,to me, he shows an enthusiasm bordering on ocd in using.....each bag of peas now has a ticket inside....a bag weighing 416.47kg is selected.....so i've got peas and a wheel so far but syl must feel he's got a 'live one'.....'want any barley?' he says......'how?' says i 'i've only one tub?'......'easy... you can borrow pea bag....i reckon i can get that in front of stock box.....then barley in tub behind'......TBF sounded a decent idea....i'd have enough grub then to finish season in one visit.....the bag went on almost to the front then i thought pallet...tub on pallet...tractor bucket barley tipped into...calculate....oh no...out came some straps and the tub suspended via the crane scales in slightly precarious fashion ...then it's filled by hand bucket....turns out weighing things is a 'family hobby'.....osl weighs a lot of part bags of seed/fert......moving on... 470kg of barley later the tub is lowered onto the pallet and i watch syl wrestle the straps out thinking 'thats the kinda thing i normally do'....back to 'good plan poorly executed'.....so the pallet is offered up to trailer but won't quite go on to allow the gates to shut...the bag needs pushing forward,,,,second attempt after trailer wheels chocked....it moves and the load is secured.....i retire to berli for a rollie but something shiny in the peas i spilt catches my eye....'an 11mm spanner?.....how the feck did that get there?' thinks i.....syl wanders over....'you know dad will sweep all those up and sieve them clean' he says pointing at the sieve by the grain store door.....in a hint of wickedness i bury the 11mm spanner back in the peas when syl retires knowing the 'whoop' of delight from a certain 'yard prospector' will a/ be heard in possibly thetford and b/ the tale of it's discovery be recounted several times to syl himself
i'm a bad person
Yes me too.I can picture the whole thing!
I reckon he's keeping the spanner secret until next month's BBRO day then he can announce it to one and all!!!! Spanner in one hand hoe in the other.The spanners not been mentioned once.
He thinks I spilt the peas ffs he doesn't know "good ol boy" spinneys stockman tendencies for "that'll do"
At the wrestling the straps part, it wasn't easy because we were laughing so hard
OSL doesn't weight bags, he guesstimates......though not now as I end up weighing the bloody things
Steptoe and son was brilliant analogy I think that about sums us up
Hopefully an hr at ours brightened you up a bit
You know him too wellI reckon he's keeping the spanner secret until next month's BBRO day then he can announce it to one and all!!!! Spanner in one hand hoe in the other.
I'll remember to bring some old rubbish over on the day so he can have a rummage throughYou know him too well
@adzy will have the pleasure of planting spuds with him sometime soon (well probably June when we get round to it)
The spanners not been mentioned once.
He thinks I spilt the peas ffs he doesn't know "good ol boy" spinneys stockman tendencies for "that'll do"
At the wrestling the straps part, it wasn't easy because we were laughing so hard
OSL doesn't weight bags, he guesstimates......though not now as I end up weighing the bloody things
Steptoe and son was brilliant analogy I think that about sums us up
Hopefully an hr at ours brightened you up a bit
You know him too well
@adzy will have the pleasure of planting spuds with him sometime soon (well probably June when we get round to it)