Don't bag dog poo in the countryside just flick it in the undergrowth

Lofty1984

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
South wales
Boils my blood I cut a road hedge a few weeks ago opposite a playing field /cricket pitch the dirty barstewards had clearly been picking up the sh!t in the bags then as they pulled out onto the road threw it in the hedge out of the car window as they left I lost count of the bags hanging there
 
Was just about to fire up the hay turner a couple of years ago, when a woman walked into the field with a big feck off poser style/child mauler style dog. It ran straight to the nearest bout of grass only 20 odd meters behind me and crouched down to start curling one down... I was away to open the back window and hurl abuse and some spanners at her and her big child mauler (she was looking pretty apologetic and embarrassed to be fair) when I saw her partner rushing down with a poo bag... I though sod it I'll not say anything and fired up the turner, in my red mist of anger I'd not shut the revs right down before I put the pto on, it went with a mighty crack as the overload clutch worked... The big beast who hadn't started proceedings took off out the field as fast as he could. Got a wry smile from her as if to say fair play to you sir.

Farmer 1. Dog owner 0.
 

nelly55

Member
Location
Yorkshire
Someone in the village got So fed up of dog fouling on their drive they put a notice up saying don't worry we will post it back to you in your letter box.
 

saly123

Member
Location
Wales
Was just about to fire up the hay turner a couple of years ago, when a woman walked into the field with a big feck off poser style/child mauler style dog. It ran straight to the nearest bout of grass only 20 odd meters behind me and crouched down to start curling one down... I was away to open the back window and hurl abuse and some spanners at her and her big child mauler (she was looking pretty apologetic and embarrassed to be fair) when I saw her partner rushing down with a poo bag... I though sod it I'll not say anything and fired up the turner, in my red mist of anger I'd not shut the revs right down before I put the pto on, it went with a mighty crack as the overload clutch worked... The big beast who hadn't started proceedings took off out the field as fast as he could. Got a wry smile from her as if to say fair play to you sir.

Farmer 1. Dog owner 0.

Was reading that, half expecting you to say you put the turner to go and plastered the owners on dog turd [emoji85][emoji90]
 

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