Farmer Roy's Random Thoughts - I never said it was easy.

[Bob the beef]

I have known a few scientists and they seem very good at finding what they are looking for, whether it is there or not.

IMO scientists will always find what the paymaster is looking for

 

[Kiwi Pete]

I have known a few scientists and they seem very good at finding what they are looking for, whether it is there or not.

Our eldest lad reckons "they could prove where Santa was on Christmas night if they used those PCR tests" which is a fairly good sign that we all have a genius inside us, but we learn to ignore that genius in order to survive as an adult.

Usually that inner genius only gets our attention in our dreams

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

My random thought for the morning, imagine how delighted Barn Owls were when people invented barns.

We have a sub species here. Far more wyrie, nimbal and adaptive. Shed owls

Bert and Ernie...

 

[Kiwi Pete]

We have a sub species here. Far more wyrie, nimbal and adaptive. Shed owlsView attachment 1006411Bert and Ernie...

They look like fat meerkats, perched up there.

Always liked owls, my poor mother must have read me "the owl who was afraid of the dark" hundreds of times, to the extent I can quote it

 

[Lowland1]

Owls in Africa are supposed to foretell imminent death people here are very frightened of them.

 

[Kiwi Pete]

Owls in Africa are supposed to foretell imminent death people here are very frightened of them.

I did not know that.
Oddly enough, ever since my Dad popped his clogs, I've been aware of a lot more owls around the house, despite moving a couple of times

we have a lot of "Morepork" here which are the NZ native owl, seem to like all the mice in the longer covers.
Between more little owls, morepork and native harriers moving back in, I kinda feel better about being a terrible farmer

 

[Farmer Roy]

We have the Powerful Owl, that catches possums

 

[Kiwi Pete]

I'll take 4, please

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

Owls in Africa are supposed to foretell imminent death people here are very frightened of them.

Oh ffs I had enough of my daughter asking me if I was dying yesterday..... I told her be careful what you ask for

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

We have the Powerful Owl, that catches possums

in the cities they have the non binary vegan owl, that catches tofu chi lattes.

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

They look like fat meerkats, perched up there.

Always liked owls, my poor mother must have read me "the owl who was afraid of the dark" hundreds of times, to the extent I can quote it

Silly buggers would be cooking today.....perched up there on the western back wall of the shed in 39'°C heat...

 

[Kiwi Pete]

in the cities they have the non binary vegan owl, that catches tofu chi lattes.

Know a gay bloke who speaks like an owl....

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

Know a gay bloke who speaks like an owl....

must be me.....

might be 568mls. but seriously

What the f¥￠k?.........vegan beer......What the fùçķ has happened to me.....

Happy new year khunts.

 

[Farmer Roy]

 

[Kiwi Pete]

Yeah, good on ya, mates

wishing you a prosperous and healthy lap around the sun

just been out shifting the moos and watching the fireworks from up the hill, got lost on the way back because I forgot to leave the outside light on

 

[Bob the beef]

must be me..... View attachment 1006477
might be 568mls. but seriously View attachment 1006481
What the f¥￠k?.........vegan beer......What the fùçķ has happened to me.....

Happy new year khunts.

Haha
you’re turning into one of those top knot wearing, man purse carrying, limp wristed snowflakes

 

[hendrebc]

Blwyddyn Newydd dda even if it is late for the upside down lot

 

[thorpe]

We have the Powerful Owl, that catches possums

wish we had one that caught badgers!

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

wish we had one that caught badgers!

Aahhh. You need the 12ga owl....Even more powerful than the powerfull owl

 

[cows sh#t me to tears]

Be nice if it made its mind up.....