Happy Christmas from Burger King

Steevo

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I like the sum up at the end:

In short, the Impossible Burger is a genetically modified organism filled with calorie-dense oils that can make a man grow breasts if eaten in sufficient quantity.

The standard Whopper, of course, is “a ¼ lb* of savory flame-grilled beef topped with juicy tomatoes, fresh lettuce, creamy mayonnaise, ketchup, crunchy pickles, and sliced white onions on a soft sesame seed bun,” according to Burger King.
 

Treg

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Cornwall
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I like the sum up at the end:

In short, the Impossible Burger is a genetically modified organism filled with calorie-dense oils that can make a man grow breasts if eaten in sufficient quantity.

The standard Whopper, of course, is “a ¼ lb* of savory flame-grilled beef topped with juicy tomatoes, fresh lettuce, creamy mayonnaise, ketchup, crunchy pickles, and sliced white onions on a soft sesame seed bun,” according to Burger King.
I wonder which will be more popular :scratchhead::D;)
 

Treg

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Cornwall
Eating enough could of course reduce the need for plastic surgery for breast enlargements, so perhaps Burger King are on to something .
 

Kiwi Pete

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Livestock Farmer
Why do people that don't want to eat meat want to eat made up crap that is ment to look and tast like meat ?
If you want to eat meat eat meat if you don't eat something else
Precisely, as I was just saying on another thread my "vegetarian" neighbours had lambchops for their Christmas lunch, this I know because I took them down the road and said "Merry Christmas" and had a glass of wine with them while they ate.
Lovely ladies, just don't like what they see on farms so don't eat meat. They like what we do.

The vegans/vegetarians are no threat at all, industrial ag is the threat and "half" the buggers on here are fanatical about promoting it, tell me how it's different?
 

Henarar

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Somerset
Precisely, as I was just saying on another thread my "vegetarian" neighbours had lambchops for their Christmas lunch, this I know because I took them down the road and said "Merry Christmas" and had a glass of wine with them while they ate.
Lovely ladies, just don't like what they see on farms so don't eat meat. They like what we do.

The vegans/vegetarians are no threat at all, industrial ag is the threat and "half" the buggers on here are fanatical about promoting it, tell me how it's different?
I can't
 

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