Infested ... and helpless. Ideas?

[idgni]

Please tell ..........

i assume this

200 starlings drop dead from the sky onto road 'after huge bang'

Wildlife lovers were stunned after 200 starlings mysteriously dropped dead (pictured) from the sky in a seaside village in Pembrokeshire, Wales.

www.dailymail.co.uk

when i seen it on the news i thought of you!!!

 

[Bald Rick]

i assume this

200 starlings drop dead from the sky onto road 'after huge bang'

Wildlife lovers were stunned after 200 starlings mysteriously dropped dead (pictured) from the sky in a seaside village in Pembrokeshire, Wales.

www.dailymail.co.uk

when i seen it on the news i thought of you!!!

One would say that the "Only good one is a dead one" but I couldn't possibly comment

 

[vantage]

One would say that the "Only good one is a dead one" but I couldn't possibly comment

“Traumatised drivers”. FFS grow a pair, they’re only flying rats!

 

[davidroberts30]

“Traumatised drivers”. FFS grow a pair, they’re only flying rats!

what would public health say if you had that number of rodents around the yard?

 

[Bald Rick]

“Traumatised drivers”. FFS grow a pair, they’re only flying rats!

What about my traumatised cows? They look like Dalmatians at the moment albeit ginger and white with the amount of starling turds on their backs.
Can't even give them a cuddle

 

[vantage]

What about my traumatised cows? They look like Dalmatians at the moment albeit ginger and white with the amount of starling turds on their backs.
Can't even give them a cuddle

Yes indeed! Haven’t the flying turd bags left you yet?

 

[Bald Rick]

Yes indeed! Haven’t the flying turd bags left you yet?

Yesterday
In a few days my hearing may return to normal ..... no more incessant chirping. Did my nut

 

[Bald Rick]

Just had this pop in to my inbox from NFU Cymru:

The Chief Veterinary Officer for Wales, Dr Gavin Watkins, has confirmed the presence of Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza H5N1 at a premises near Dwyran on Anglesey.

A 3km Protection Zone and 10km Surveillance Zone have been declared around the infected premises, to limit the risk of disease spread.

Within these zones, bird movements and gatherings are restricted and all holdings that keep birds must be declared. The measures are stricter in the 3km Protection Zone. Full information available here.

At the time of writing the identified 10Km zone extends in broad terms, from the outskirts of Groeslon in Gwynedd in the South to Rhostrehwfa in the North and to Llanedwen on Anglesey and Bethel in Gwynedd to the East.

The UK health agencies advise that the risk to public health from the virus is very low and the UK food standards agencies advise that avian influenzas pose a very low food safety risk for UK consumers.



Only a cockstride from Dwyran so I wonder if they will be collecting Starlings .............??????????????

 

[vantage]

Just had this pop in to my inbox from NFU Cymru:

The Chief Veterinary Officer for Wales, Dr Gavin Watkins, has confirmed the presence of Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza H5N1 at a premises near Dwyran on Anglesey.

A 3km Protection Zone and 10km Surveillance Zone have been declared around the infected premises, to limit the risk of disease spread.

Within these zones, bird movements and gatherings are restricted and all holdings that keep birds must be declared. The measures are stricter in the 3km Protection Zone. Full information available here.

At the time of writing the identified 10Km zone extends in broad terms, from the outskirts of Groeslon in Gwynedd in the South to Rhostrehwfa in the North and to Llanedwen on Anglesey and Bethel in Gwynedd to the East.

The UK health agencies advise that the risk to public health from the virus is very low and the UK food standards agencies advise that avian influenzas pose a very low food safety risk for UK consumers.



Only a cockstride from Dwyran so I wonder if they will be collecting Starlings .............??????????????

One can only hope that they are especially vulnerable, dirty baastards!

 

[The Agrarian]

Heard at the weekend of a farmer who casually passed a remark to a PC that he usually only uses his shotgun to clean up starlings.

He lost his guns.

 

[Beef farmer]

Few 00kg maize pulled down today. Means one thing. There here

 

[glow worm]

our 1st scouts arrived last week

 

[Bald Rick]

our 1st scouts arrived last week

Ours 2 days ago.

Tony Testicles is out with his gun as I type .... says game shooting is too expensive now so prefers trying his luck at Anglesey "pheasants"

 

[Fendt65]

Few 00kg maize pulled down today. Means one thing. There here View attachment 1072305

How many blinking cows are you feeding

 

[glow worm]

Ours 2 days ago.

Tony Testicles is out with his gun as I type .... says game shooting is too expensive now so prefers trying his luck at Anglesey "pheasants"

Could get into trouble with that.. tempting as it is .. but try a starting pistol! Good fun to stand under tree where they are!!

 

[Beef farmer]

How many blinking cows are you feeding

All of them.

 

[Bald Rick]

Deployed "Neil" today. Son is convinced they are frightened of it ...

 

[davidroberts30]

Deployed "Neil" today. Son is convinced they are frightened of it ...

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Tie a crow banger rope on him too

 

[Highland Mule]

Have you tried a disco laser yet @Bald Rick ? Can get them quite cheap on internet.

 

[Bald Rick]

Have you tried a disco laser yet @Bald Rick ? Can get them quite cheap on internet.

Someone was supposed to build me one but haven’t yet. Think it may work but I wonder if it’ll disturb the cows. Can see them boogying ….