Ladies a picture of my Knob......

[Old Boar]

I bet you find the reverse on that knob useful....

 

[Farmer Wally]

Not wanting to disappoint the knob watchers....

Here a shot of todays morning glory at 7am

 

[Farmer Wally]

Knob of the day

 

[Niels]

I would want to be British just so I can say knob and make it sound dirty. Epic!

 

[JP1]

I would want to be British just so I can say knob and make it sound dirty. Epic!

Yep aikel or lul just doesn't have the same ring about it does it!

 

[Niels]

Well it's often mentioned (not to me luckily) but as you say not the same flair like a knob does.

Impressed with your language skills @JP1. You've obviously been taught the most important words.

 

[JP1]

Well it's often mentioned (not to me luckily) but as you say not the same flair like a knob does.

Impressed with your language skills @JP1. You've obviously been taught the most important words.

I was taught by the Nunnetjes in Vucht!!! Like all languages you learn bad words, ordering a beer and asking if someone fancies a drink later first, don't you

Don't mention the bad Dutch words though or certain members of the Muppet Show will all be along to test the boundaries and cry foul by a moderator (@TFF Mod )

Tot ziens

 

[Niels]

True you do don't you. Every Englishman that comes to Holland always say how much they enjoy that (English) swear words are allowed in Dutch national radio. Most songs contain some and they didn't even knew it.

 

[JP1]

True you do don't you. Every Englishman that comes to Holland always say how much they enjoy that (English) swear words are allowed in Dutch national radio. Most songs contain some and they didn't even knew it.

It's also funny when the Dutch try to swear in English not American. My old boss would say F@ck Up not Off and was always p@ssed not P@ssed off.

If you can say "godverdomme" with such force to be effective, you can get the hang of swearing in English very easy. Hang around the entrance to Asda in Stowmarket and there are plenty of splendid examples

 

[Niels]

Sadly all the people over here get poisoned with American when they learn English. Even when it gets taught at school!

Seen my share of Asda in Stowmarket. Will stay clear I reckon.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

While we're here, whats an 8 letter word, starting and ending in the letter "k" used to describe Geert Wilders???

 

[Flossie]

While we're here, whats an 8 letter word, starting and ending in the letter "k" used to describe Geert Wilders???

Klootzak?

Oh dear, it's going to be one of those days

 

[JP1]

Klootzak?

Oh dear, it's going to be one of those days

Top marks Love it when you talk dirty

Shall we thread ban ourselves or wait for the Muppet Show outcry?

 

[FonterraFarmer]

Klootzak?

Oh dear, it's going to be one of those days

Yes, but how did you know the answer to my question?
(I get told off if I use that word....)

 

[Niels]

Think we are in the need of a multilingual topic.

 

[Flossie]

Yes, but how did you know the answer to my question?

I googled the Geert dude and thought he looked a bit of a character-then found a site of Dutch swear words and matched him to it

 

[FonterraFarmer]

I googled the Geert dude and thought he looked a bit of a character-then found a site of Dutch swear words and matched him to it

Thats cheating!!!

 

[Flossie]

I'll steer it back on topic (see what I did there?)

It's a bit grubby, but notice how it's knobbly to give superior grip

 

[JP1]

I'll steer it back on topic (see what I did there?)

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It's a bit grubby, but notice how it's knobbly to give superior grip

That rough edge must be an inconvenience for the operator however (steered off course by a moderator - not against the rules )

 

[rc mx110]

@Farmer Wally do all your machines have a knob on or just the ones you're on?